Bryan Barnes
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Coburg Road resident-SIA Close Protection Operative. Northern Praying Mantis Kung Fu coach. Fighting Council noise & ASB. #CoburgUprising
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Joined January 2011
Christmas Eve. They're allowed till one a.m. – not three – but who's counting? Silence drops at 1 sharp... if they feel like it. Silent night? Only if the licence matters. ⏰ #HaringeyCouncil #SmokyLounge #CoburgRoad
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No room at the inn , that's my driveway, blocked by Cypress vans while the council's three wise men chase the wrong star. Dishonourable landlords let bass thunder, honourable ones would've silenced it hours ago. Bring kings who protect, not pretend. ⭐ #HaringeyCouncil
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Bass from Smoky Lounge still punching the tinsel off the wall. Council says ‘out-of-hours service running'... that's voicemail wearing slippers. No officer, no visit. Merry Christmas, Haringey. #HaringeyCouncil #CoburgRoad
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Council promised dyslexia-friendly phone line after last year's row. Still: ‘fill the form'. Priority visits? Zero. Season's greetings from Haringey: all the cheer of a stuck cracker, none of the pull. #MerryMaladmin #CoburgRoad
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Christmas week, Karamel shutters down, fan silent, studios still glowing. No bass tonight... coincidence? Same crew who swore CCTV would fix it. I believe them – said nobody. #CollageArts #CoburgRoad
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Rubbish pile against Milo Studios gate on Brook Road – up to my fence. Fire hazard. Blocks exit – is that a fire door? Owner silent since September. No fix, no reply. #BrookRoad #FireRisk #NoiseNextDoor
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83 Mayes Rd Smoky Lounge: bass pounded pavement Friday nine p.m. straight to one a.m. Logged it. Ref six-two-four-eight-six-one-one-one-one-one. Officers? MIA. Karamel fan off that night – masking gone. Pattern. #SmokyLounge #HaringeyNoise
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Coburg Rd 4: 13 Dec – bass till 3 a.m. Collage say not us, hide CCTV, then vanish. Council noise team: promised priority – zero show. Studios still lit 24/7 while they're closed. Who's minding the street? #HaringeyNoise #CoburgRoad
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Student of the Year 2025... Goes to Henry, also I would like to take this opportunity to praise all of my students for their steady progress and I would like to also send them words of encouragement Sifu.. ❤️🙏🥋🐼🤸Northern Praying Mantis Kung Fu 💪😉#kungfu #kungfulondon
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Blue tick hidden? Check. Fan manipulated? Check. Youths outside? Check. Justice delayed? Double check. Tomorrow – drop the hammer. 🪓 #VerifiedVoice #HaringeyFail Done.
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From self-defence coach to full-time noise witness. At least the swords are real. The rest? Just paperwork. #SIA #CoburgRoad
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Six days till Christmas. Six missed deadlines. Symeou silent. Council dodging. Monday: escalation. Ho-ho-hold your ears. #DeadlineFail @LGSCombudsman
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"Almost Christmas. Collage Arts party till 3am. Youths, bangers, bass. Formal notice sent. Empty email back. Arts or assault? #CoburgUprising #NoMoreNoise"
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I stepped outside to film – music cut instantly. 3 AM. They're watching. We're watching back. #CoburgUprising – verified. ⚔ #NoMoreNoise
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"Day 12: 12 hours of fan drone yesterday. Landlord silent. Council "inside only". Police "call council". Merry loop. Verified resident says: enough. #NoiseHell #CoburgRoad @LGSCombudsman"
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We're in Coburg Road – no vehicle on CCTV. Either they parked far… or gave an inconsistent account. Both smell the same. #CCTVFail @HaringeyCouncil
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Fan off at 10:30pm – 1.5 hours early. Pattern broken. Same night: bass from Collage Arts. Someone's pulling strings. Not Santa. #PatternAbuse #CoburgUprising
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"Day 11 of Christmas: Haringey gave us 11 missed deadlines and one empty reply from a CEO. Fan hums, bass thumps, silence speaks. Escalation served. #CoburgUprising #CouncilFail @HaringeyCouncil
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CAD 859/14Dec25 – police log, 2:13 AM. Powers lie with council. CAD 6699/13Dec25 – collision at Cypress House. Two stamps, zero action. ⛄ #PoliceLog @MetPoliceN22
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