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Twitter is a mess on Israel/Palestine.
What Hamas did was utterly horrific.
And... successive Israeli Govts have treated Palestinians like vermin under a appallingly cruel apartheid system which has got more and more brutal since 1948.
It's not anti-semitic to say that.
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When your actual Prime Minister tries to hang onto his job by prematurely getting rid of public health measures designed to keep his own voters safe.
It doesn't get any lower, does it.
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WHY will the 18 big Tory donors withdraw their funding if Boris Johnson is toppled as PM?
What is Johnson doing for them that another Tory PM would not, or could not do?
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WOW. The Guardian has seen a draft document by Lynton Crosby's firm that says the 39 - 50 new peers that Johnson plans to add to the Lords must sign away their right to make their own judgment on legislation & do as the Govt says.
Or no peerage.
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Donald Tusk: "I am more Remainer than British Remainers. I think Brexit was one of the biggest mistakes in European political history.
Europe is about freedom. And Brexit is about borders. And this one of the reasons why for me it was, and is, such a painful experience."
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Bank of England officials just told the Treasury Committee they are VERY worried about Long Covid!
"Falling participation in the labour market is not a lack of job opportunities, but a rise in long term sickness linked to the pandemic. The issue of Long Covid is very serious."
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Sunak just said 'The £200 energy payment, (which we have to repay) is not a loan, and it's not 'debt' because there's no interest'.
WTF is he doing as chancellor? A debt is a sum of money that is owed or due. It's got nothing to do with sodding interest! 🙄
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The thing about Mick Lynch: he just says it like it is. No dodging the question, no making stuff up. God it's refreshing! He doesn't need to be charismatic. Because truth is charismatic.
I think it's time Labour took this route. People are sick of verbal fog.
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I remember getting a coach to Italy with £50 in my pocket & getting a waitressing job, on the fly. I remember flying to Holland on spec, and landing a lucrative writing contract in Amsterdam the next day.
I'm a working class girl, & Europe was my oyster.
Happy days. Gone.
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I reckon Starmer, Yvette Cooper, Chris Bryant, David Lammy and Ed Milliband could turn this country round, given a term or two in Government.
If the Right Wing media would let them.
(Aye, there's the rub.)
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If I was Emily Maitlis, I'd bugger off to Channel 4, where you can tell the truth without being suspended for it.
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Kwarteng, Braverman, Cleverly, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Kemi Badenoch will take key roles in Liz Truss Cabinet, according to The Times.
We are literally living in an apocalyptic zombie horror movie 😱💀👽
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Johnson must be shitting himself watching Panorama.
* There were NO GOWNS, VISORS or SWABS IN THE GOVT STOCKPILE.
* Govt classes cleaning equipment, waste bags & paper towels as PPE for propaganda purposes.
* Each glove of a pair is counted as an item of PPE.
I feel sick.
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I'm watching bug-eyed as Johnson, Javid & Sunak dismantle the infrastructure that was set up to detect and protect against Covid.
The next variant must be absolutely rubbing its hands together. We won't even know it's here.
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If I ever get nicked for shop lifting, the first thing I'll ask for is an inquiry into who dobbed me in
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Have you ever seen a Minister so terrified of losing her job as Nadine Dorries?
If Bojo goes, her 15 minutes of infamy will be over before you can say burnt toast.
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The EU is seeking to ban VTB and 6 other Russian banks from SWIFT by the end of today.
Unlike the UK.
You see, the VTB bank is the one Sunak gave 30 days notice, 'to 'wind down any transactions' before its assets are frozen.
In 30 days, there'll be nothing left to freeze.
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I want to see Jacob Rees Mogg ignominously sacked from Cabinet so bad I can taste it.
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On Tuesday, Starmer should respond to Johnson's statement as follow: "The Prime Minister said there were no parties. That has now been proven false. The PM must now resign for lying to Parliament."
When the speaker rebukes him for truth telling, Labour MPs should ALL walk out.
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Funny how Sunak's presence at BJ's birthday party is only coming out now when officials are in receipt of actual photos and videos.
If him being there was 'accidental', why not mention it before?
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Twitter is absolutely rammed with distressed tweets from NHS staff. They're very upsetting to read, but SO SO welcome. Staff need to share what they're going through, & we need to know! Incredible how they find the courage to face each day. Makes me cry just thinking about it 💞
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Just when you think 'loose lips Johnson' can't sink any lower, he puts Poland at risk from Putin by revealing that Ukrainian soldiers were trained in Poland in how to use British anti-aircraft missiles before returning with them to Ukraine.
Polish Ministers are furious!
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So. What did Johnson & Co threaten Murdoch with, if The Times didn't pull the Carrie story?
Genuine question.
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Johnson wants to scrap regulations to make things 'cheaper'. And there it is: Brexit finally coming home. A deregulatory race to the bottom is what it was always about: the only winners multi corporations, Tory donors, 'sovereign individuals'.
Boris Johnson Breaking Britain
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Wow. My Tory MP Anthony Mangham has put in his 'no confidence' letter. This is huge. He's a safe seat Tory in deepest South Devon.
If Tory voters in my constituency want Johnson out NOW, the man is in deep doo doo.
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Priti Patel just said refugees could “start a new life in safety in the UK, away from the tyranny and oppression they now face”.
Is she resigning, then?
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Johnson must be shitting bricks. The media were worshipping him as a hero for surving COVID - you'd have thought he was the 2nd coming of Christ at least. Now they've all picked up the Times story & suddenly he's the bastard who's screwed Britain & the NHS. The power of Murdoch!
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I see
#ClapforBoris
is trending, and feel a wee bit puzzled. How is Johnson catching syphilis going to help the fight against COVID-19?
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Tom Tugendhat now backing Truss, for a seat at the top table.
In the end, they're all the same.
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Suddenly, right out of the blue, Sunak says 'he will look at a windfall tax on oil and gas firms" to help families struggling with energy bills.
It'll be on the table until May 5th. Then whisked away, never to be seen again.
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With the 12 new Investment Zones as well as Freeports, and Rees-Mogg's planned assault on the Working Time Directive & EU regs generally, it's it's clear that workers AND the environment in the UK are facing the greatest threat we've seen in modern times.
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‼️If you want to know WHICH oligarchs own property in the UK, here's Alexei Navalny's list.
JOHNSON COULD PUBLISH IT TODAY.
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See, the big deal about QuestionTime was that Fiona Bruce tried to find an audience member who wanted to speak positively about Brexit.
NO-ONE came forward. That's significant.
Bruce pointed out that the audience had been carefully selected for a vote Leave/Remain balance.
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The Telegraph says that around 10 MPs who support Boris Johnson have sent 'no confidence' letters to Graham Brady. If the total gets to 54, they will withdraw them to stop the vote.
Don't tell me you're surprised.
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Ooh. Dominic Grieve has waded in, calling Johnson "a vacuum of integrity."
Would that be a Dyson?
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The 'Field Hospitals' that the NHS is preparing to set up...
Who is going to staff them?
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Sorry, can't applaud a man who has led his own country into brokenness and ruin, and is now exploiting a war hero to try and win back votes on May 5th.
Vomit inducing.
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Novac Djokovic's dad: 'He may be in chains tomorrow' 🙄 🙄🙄🙄
Wack up the hyperbole mate, why don't you. What a load of attention seeking bollocks.
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Just Stop Oil protesters may serve up to 10 years in prison.
The maximum jail term for greivous bodily harm is five years.
So trying to save the planet is a worse crime in the UK than running a person over with a truck and breaking both their legs?
Wow.
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I wonder if Ukraine applying so speedily for EU membership could move the dial here in the UK?
Many UK voters have realised Brexit was a lie.
Now they see the EU so strongly supporting Ukraine freedom & democracy: might it wake people up to the value of what we've lost? 🇪🇺🇬🇧
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26 health and scientist bigwigs have sent a bombshell letter to No 10 warning that public trust in govt is shattered due to Cummings, test and trace isn't fit for purpose and there's a very high risk of an 'uncontrolled spike' in new cases & deaths.
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WTF? Hancock has just handed credit for the vaccination program to the alt right press, rather than the NHS.
"I'm thrilled that with the support of the Daily Express & all other serious UK media outlets, this vaccination program is going well, & uptake is at really high levels"
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Tonight, 7pm BBC1. Panorma 🔥🔥🔥
This should finish Johnson.
“We were watching it all live & we looked at each other in disbelief like - why? Why is he denying this when we’ve been with him this entire time, we knew the rules had been broken, we knew these parties happened?”
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I have no A levels. And I failed maths GCSE. Still, I was accepted for uni as a mature student, got a loan, & graduated with a First.
Under new Govt plans to REFUSE student loans to pupils with poor A level results/fail their English or Maths GCSEs, I wouldn't have gone at all.
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Watching this whole sickening fake Rwanda thing, conjured up solely to win back the Tory vote, I have more rage going on than can fit into my body. If I said what I actually want to say, I'd be banned off Twitter for life. My fear & loathing is off the scale.
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Keir Starmer needs to up his game, pronto.
Right now, Martin Lewis and Gordon Brown are making him look pretty damn inadequate.
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Priti Patel says a big reason that migrants are continuing to rock up on UK shores is because civil servants in the Home Office are 'obstructing' her efforts to stop them.
Now I've heard everything.
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Boris Johnson is spending the week in Marbella.
Crisis? What crisis?
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Next year, instead of giving MPs the usual pay rise, let's all clap! They will SO appreciate the moral support.
It's priceless, really.
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Fucking hell Laura. Johnson is NOT the 'most gifted politician' of his generation. He's the best liar, I'll give you that.
That's how he wins elections. He lies. And smiles. And lies.
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Why are the Met taking so long to issue the other fines? If they're waiting until after May 5th, that's the most corrupt collusion imaginable. It should be done on Tuesday.
Does the Met Police serve British citizens, or Boris Johnson & Co?
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WOW. Super blunt Belgian MEP on UK/EU negotiations. "Johnson isn't interested in an agreement. He is interested in giving the ILLUSION that he's negotiating in good faith with bad people. The UK want a hard Brexit. They want a No Deal Brexit to happen."
So accurate, so depressing.
Anyone who thinks they are fools is a fool.
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Beth Rigby flags the dangerous lunacy of Johnson telling the public on Weds that restrictions on going outside will be eased after the bank holiday w/e, but not saying what the changes will be. Raab refuses to admit that Johnson couldn't have made a stupider move if he'd tried.
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The Queen has made ex DUP leader Arlene Foster a Dame? What the fuck for? I am absolutely gobsmacked. Her maj has gone barking.
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What is going to happen to people on benefits and very low incomes? Sunak has thrown them to the wolves. Where is the safety net?
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Suella Braverman is the living embodiment of the Tory party's death wish. That such a cruel, ignorant, graceless woman holds one of the four great offices of state is nothing less than ASTOUNDING.
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If the BBC can't put its 'news' house in order, it is lost. To tweet a clip of the racist Question Time rant is not an 'innocent' act. It's not something that 'just happened'. Someone made a delibrate decision to do that. Goes beyond the pale, I'd say.
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If Sue Gray publishes this thing AFTER Parliamentary recess starts on Thurs, she is complicit. No two ways about it.
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Seems No 10 has decided to teach the media a lesson, following yesterday's Newsnight and Dispatches programmes.
"Questions will come from regional media, not national media" said Number 10's spokesman at the lobby briefing.
The word 'fascistic' springs irresistably to mind.
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Interesting. Peston says no Tory Minister wanted to come on the show this week - in Rishi Sunak's first week as PM.
They don't want to be grilled on the Braverman debacle, do they. It's indefensible, so they've run for the hills. Cowards.
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If Lindsay Hoyle wants to 'cleanse' the House of Commons, he could start by suggesting Johnson and Jacob Rees Mogg resign.
And end by resigning himself.
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Seems Sir Geoffrey Cox has been advising a tax haven on how to deal with a corruption investigation opened by the UK government that he was part of until February last year, as Attorney General.
The words 'humungous conflict of interest' do rather spring to mind...
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UK Govt spent £500 billion to bail out the banks in 2008, but fuck doing anything for the millions of men, women and children who are freezing and dependent on food banks.
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The Govt says the NHS isn't 'overwhelmed' yet, and they won't impose any Covid control measures until it is.
That's like saying you won't build a flood barrier until the whole town is submerged in water!
The NHS is in big trouble. Does Govt want total breakdown?
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Dido Harding clearly isn't aware the NHS have to give a different flu vaccine every year.
BECAUSE VIRUSES MUTATE.
She should resign as 'testing tsar'. Now.
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Has Raab lost the GE for the Tories? Asked if Washington would be free to “jack up prices” for drugs in the NHS, he said yes, 'but I think it’s hugely unlikely, why would they do that?” The Sky News interviewer responded: “To get more money, that’s why.”
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I still don't understand why Ministers want everyone to get Covid! The country is falling apart from lack of staff, our transport systems are in chaos, NHS is in chaos, schools in chaos etc. I mean, it's not like you can only get Covid once. What the fuck is the logic?
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The 1922 Committee says NO 👎
All the tweets about Tory MPs reaction to Liz Truss's address to the 1922 Committee make it clear it was an utter, unmitigated disaster. Just like her Govt.
She's toast.
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Priti Patel says we are going to be quarantining travellers arriving in the UK 'at the time when it will be most effective.'
Er. Wasn't that in March?
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Must have been tough writing those novels with dyslexia. Erm... has Dorries ever mentioned this before? Or is her dyslexia of recent date?
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So the Moderna vaccine is 94.5% effective, & stable at normal fridge temperatures for 30 days. Great news! Just what we need to get round Brexit customs delays.
But no. The UK was too 'special' to join the EU's vaccine purchase agreement for 160 million doses.
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My first ever sexual experience was a rape. It wasn't funny. Rape is never funny.
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Suella Braverman has set a rash target of 'zero' small boats crossing the channel.
They never learn, do they?
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I'd say it's HUGELY out of touch to be debating a Margaret Thatcher Day.
She blew the starting whistle on so much of our current shit situation in the UK.
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I want to see Johnson, Javid, Sunak and Truss working flat out on the wards, in full PPE, 14 hour shifts.
Cleaning or similar, I guess, as they have no skills.
The NHS is under unbearable strain, 24/7, whilst Ministers loll about doing sweet fuck all.
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So, Andrew Neil says his channel was created to counter 'increasingly woke' news debate in Britain.
Where is this debate happening? I'd love to know. Press is overwhelmingly right wing, and C4 is the only obviously 'left learning' news channel I know of.
What am I missing? 🕵️♀️
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Chris Whitty saying the reason for the long period between 1st and 2nd vaccine is down to supply. Govt hate admitting this.
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Dawn Butler, what a star you are, woman! We've waited SO LONG for this ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
#Truth
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I don't understand why BJ won't resign. Is it because he can't face reality? Or because his sanity depends on being seen as a winner?
What's happening reminds me of Trump. Still unable to acknowledge that he lost the USelection.
It's mental health stuff.
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Liz Truss says she's got a list of Russian oligarchs 'who will face sanctions in the coming weeks.'
The phrase 'in the coming weeks' doing olympic class heavy lifting there!
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So, MPs have free parking at Westminister, but NHS staff must now go back to paying for theirs!
Ministers aren't just tone deaf, they're rank hypocrites.
But you knew that.
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I do wonder about Patel's psychology. My Polish dad came to England without a passport, & never applied for citizenship. He'd be deported now.
Having an immigrant father doesn't make me hate other immigrants, or asylum seekers. Why does she?
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Anyone who thinks Liz Truss would be an improvement on BJ needs to give their single brain cell a wobble.
She's vain, callous, cynical, lying, ruthless, economically illiterate, further Right than Johnson & a willing pawn of the ERG.
And dimmer than a broken light bulb.
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Hancock: The NHS are doing a BRILLIANT JOB on the vaccine roll out.
Yes they are! And the NHS would have done a BRILLIANT job on Test and Trace too, if they'd been given the chance and Johnson hadn't been so set on enriching his pals.
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Matt Hancock has broken the Ministerial Code.
But only 'in a minor way' because he had no idea that the firm run by his sister and brother in law - that he has a 20% stake in - had been given an NHS contract. Yeah right.
No penalty, of course.
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The Tories are, finally, shitting themselves. They've just realised they are in a MASSIVE crisis, bigger than Covid, bigger than Partygate.
Blinded by their own cruel neolib ideology and their own self interest, they don't have a fecking clue what to do.
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'Bollocks Johnson' says he's going to use agency staff to break the rail strike.
What agency staff?
Asking for hospitals, care homes, sick people needing carers, hotels, pubs, restaurants, the farming industry...
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Should Starmer stop focusing so much effort on the ex Red Wall and go for a Progressive Alliance? The results so far say a resounding YES.
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If Tory MPs dont vote no confidence and call for a GE in the next couple of days, we'll know without a shadow of a doubt that their professed 'love of country' is a total charade, and the heart of the party really IS the ashes of a £50 note, burned in front of a homeless person.
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David Lammy is absolutely shredding this disgusting stinking excuse of a Bill. What passion. What fire. I have chills!
If you aren't watching this, you are missing a historical speech!
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If there's No Deal - which seems more likely by the hour - and the Queen doesn't step in and dissolve Parliament, she is not fit to reign.
If a monarch is unable to protect her people at a time of dire emergency, it would call the whole institution into question.
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Boris Johnson says 'We truly did everything we could to minimise loss of life, & suffering' during this difficult crisis.
No, you didn't.
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Well, they wanted to get rid of freedom of movement...
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What senior Tory MPs are saying: 'A leadership challenge just now is not in the national interest.'
What they actually mean: 'It will be a bloody disaster for the Tory Party.'
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Harry Dunn's 'non political' parents are leading the charge to unseat Dominic Raab because of his inexplicable refusal to help bring their son's killer to face trial in the UK. If they win, it will be poetic justice, as well as doing us all a favour.
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You might need to sit down. This from The Telegraph. Yes, really!
"Ministers are deploying their favourite tactic of blaming EU for all problems & suggesting all hostility comes from the EU side, but the issues at play here do result from an agreement that both sides signed."🧐
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I want a PM who will appoint Ministers to their posts solely because of their relevant skills & experience. Not to keep them quiet or make HIM look good.
I want a Govt who will run the country for the good of the people they are paid to serve.
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So funny that King Charles has hugely boosted his popularity.... through an indiscreet accident.
Oh dear oh dear 😂😂😂😂
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The breathtaking corruption and cynicism exhibited by Crosby and Johnson is now baked in and we take it for granted. But I think even you may be shocked by this article. Do read it. We are a centimetre away from full blown nepotistic dictatorship.
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Here's a bit of a mad thought.
What if Ministers were appointed to jobs they had a background of expertise in? So a fantastic head teacher who started off teaching class, and has 30 years experience in schools, becomes Minister of Education.
Or is that just too radical?
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