Don Quixote of La Manchaland
@MancheganFirst
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ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇꜱᴄᴀᴘᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ꜰᴀʟꜱᴇ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ, ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɪɴ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴀ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇ?
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Joined February 2026
Merry-go-round, in a circle I run It's so much fun leaving reality behind
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"Hm... i wonder if these 'vampires' young the hedgehog was speaking of are real. I'd like to meet one of them sometime."
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Don Quixote was being robbed in an alleyway, how dangerous! Or at least... it would be if he werent completely fine about it? "My, my please gentlemen calm yourselves for as ive explained i own not a penny of the currensy you use."
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The bloodfiend inspects the box for a minute looking around to see of there was any way for him to check if these were actually free or not
[The Bartender has left Donuts for Visitors and Employees!] [Who knows what sort of magical effects these delicious treats may have on those that eat them?] [Every type and flavor known to man! Or try the mystery donut option!] [Interact?]
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"Job... a job..... how do i gey a job, i havent done that in centuries."
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"Like a merry go around." He laughed jovially seeming to enjoy the tales, and how the hedgehog tells them "Perhaps someday you can take me and my daughter Sancho to battle against him? She's quite briliant too you know? To the point whete she makes better weapons than even i."
thing. He tries to take over the world and I make sure that ain't happening." "Round and round we go."
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"Truly! What an exciteable life you must live then, tell me more of this... doctor eggman was it? Is he a consistent adversary of yours? Is he powerful?'
mess and tried to erase me from history. But me and... well, me... tore their Time Eater apart like it was nobody's buisness." "Just like that, everything was back to normal. My friends were safe and I still had cake waiting to be eaten." "Not a bad birthday."
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Unfortunately for him... Don Quixote values such silence ever so slightly less, having lived with his two children and hundreds of descendants in a castle for eons, and now in an amusement park. "Hello there young man! Would ypu care to share a word or two?"
The silence that filled the forest was a familiar one , as he walked through the woods quietly in his robes . He had grown accustomed to such silence , valuing it dearly . He didn’t speak . Didn’t make sound as he walked . Just enjoyed the silence . Say hello .ᐣ
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"Fair point, speaking off may you perhaps tell me about the aformentioned adventures? Im... quite a fan of adventuring stories!"
"Again, I got no clue. But if someone 𝘪𝘴 setting 'em up for me, they definitely got a great taste in hero support." "I ain't question it too much. As long as keeps me alive and the adventure going, I ain't complaining."
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"Huh.... does someone put them there for you??? An adoring fan of some kind?"
"If I had that ability, I would've known by now." "They're just... around."
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"Very much so... so you just passively manifest them???"
"I got no clue. I just know they're sort of just... around somewhere whenever I need one the most." "Convenient, huh?"
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"A bubble shield you say? How would one procure such a thing? It sounds quite interesting."
"Lucky you. I gotta be lucky enough to find a bubble shield somewhere so I could at least breathe underwater."
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"An understandable approach, thankfully im powerful enough to merely jump over most sources of water so its no problem for me."
"Trust me, I know the feeling. It's why I prefer to stay away from deep water as much as I can."
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"...My condolenses to thee mister the hedgehog, i too am quite inadequate at swimming even before becoming a bloodfiend"
"It ain't much my species. It's more so just my... innate ability to swim."
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"Blood to fix a theme park! Anyone willing to donate blood to help fix amusement park owned by a fixer, and knight errant of great renown?" He's... waving fliers and blood bags around, he looks kind of like a maniac right now
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"Ah... does your species instinctively fear and hate any contact with water as well?"
“Ah… So your weakness is water too, huh?” “I can unfortunately relate…”
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"Hm... that sounds like a vague description of us bloodfiends, though more corrections. We cannot turn into bats, and we're perfectly fine with the sun. We're scared of water though if thats familiar though it hurts us not"
“Vampire. Guys with fangs who have a thing for drinking blood and biting people, turning into bats, weak to sunlight and all that junk…”
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"...I also dont know what a british is-" He replied with embarrasment also confused
Well... They're fashions and trends in British culture that appeared in the 1800's" "Did you not know what it is?" Shoichi said confused
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"Uh... pray tell what is a vampire? And to correct yoy for a moment, i am what is called a bloodfiend."
“That’s… interesting to know, to say the least…” “…” “Hold the phone, did you say you don’t drink blood anymore?” “Are you a vampire?”
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"Yes! But fear not my blue friend, we procure blood ethically and only from those willing to give. We also do not drink it anymore, we only use it for repairs, construction, and maintenance"
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