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🚨🚨🌕| Lamine Yamal will NOT be available for the CDR game vs Bilbao as he has a Maths exam the very next morning.
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🚨🚨🎙️| Xavi: “Lewandowski and Raphinha are great finishers, i believe they will finish Barcelona one day”
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🚨🚨🌕| Marcos Alonso wants to train with Barça's women team during the international break as he believes it will help him regain his confidence
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❗️Dog Watch: Manchester United now has more Club Statements than wins this season.
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🚨🚨🎙️| Leo Messi: “8th Ballon d’or… the number 8 is very special because someone has 0 goal in 8 appearances in the world cup knockouts”
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🚨🚨🌕| Fermin’s Grandfather was present at the training session today, the team had a little race with him. Marcos Alonso finished last.
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🚨🚨🎙| Dani Alves during his trial: “Cristano and Benzema have been really supportive during this whole situation”
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🚨🚨🌕| Araujo has left the Uruguay NT following the injury to his son Vinicius Jr, Marcelo Bielsa allowed the CB to be with his family in this critical situation
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🚨🚨🌕| Christensen has a Vaginal Ligament tear. His availability against Bilbao is in DOUBT.
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🚨🚨🌕| Xavi has asked Lewandowski to delete his TikTok account during the half time talk.
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🚨🚨🎙️| Roque: “I’m very happy to make my debut and win, some players are at the clubs for like 6 months and yet to see the field”
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🚨🚨🌕| Xavi is INJURED. Barca’s coach got hit during the training and was seen limping afterwards.
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🚨🚨💣| FC Barcelona will NOT listen to any offers for Inaki Pena from Real Madrid after the injury to Courtois.
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🚨🌕| The judge of the Negreira case has charged FC Barcelona with ‘possible corruption’ & ‘possible bribery’ after JOHN HONESTY provided strong evidence in the Negriera case
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🚨🚨🌕BREAKING: Ronald Araujo has been arrested at the airport on his flight back to Barcelona after he was caught carrying a Brazilian baby in his pocket.
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🚨🚨🌕| Balde was late to training today as he wasn’t able to CROSS the road on his way to the training ground.
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🚨🚨🌕| FC Barcelona wanted to honour Ter Stegen with a statue outside the new Camp Nou but now the board believes that he’s a statue himself and therefore the idea is off ❌
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🚨🚨🎙️| Araujo: “ I dedicate this goal to my son (vini). I know he’s watching me from home, I just wanna tell him that papi loves him”
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🚨🚨💣| Xavi is considering playing Araujo as a Striker against PSG. The reason for this is Xavi believes that Araujo is strong and a big threat in the air.
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🚨🚨🌕| Ronald Araujo has already started learning German so he can REJECT Bayern Munich.
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❗️Dog Watch: The Madrid train that only comes once is ready to come again for the 7th time for Kylian Mbappe next summer.
@MarioCortegana
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🚨🚨🌕| Barca Femeni’s pivot Keira Walsh trained with the men’s team today. She will replace Oriol Romeu in the upcoming matches.
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🚨🚨🎙️| Iñaki Peña: “Xavi told me to watch some videos of Ter Stegen but I forgot to watch them and i guess it worked”
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🚨🚨🌕| Former Barca’s dog Cristiano Ronaldo has won the Emoji D’or. He will receive the award in USA but currently his availability is uncertain
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❗️Dogs Watch: Atletico Madrid 2-1 Real Madrid at Half Time.
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🚨🚨🌕| In today’s training session Xavi and his staff used 8 light bulbs and his mobile’s ringtone on the field trying to replicate the hostile environment at Parc des Princes. Xavi believes it will help the players before playing in that stadium.
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🚨🚨🌕| Xavi will try his best to fix up in the 2nd half as he’s well aware of the strict Saudi laws against haram things.
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🚨🚨🌕| Joan Laporta was in Colombia today to meet some scouts but the kidnapping of Marcos Alonso in the upcoming days can’t be ruled out.
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🚨🚨🌕| Joan Laporta has decided to turn the under construction Camp Nou into a Bull Fight arena until it’s completion as he feels it will generate enough revenue to register the pending contracts
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🚨🚨🌕| Barca and Real Madrid are interested in signing the 15 years old South African forward Nigginho. Player is considered to be the hottest prospect in African football.
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🚨🚨🎙| Gavi on his injury "It was a minor discomfort but I'll be ready to walk my dogs on 28th"
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🚨🚨🌕| In January Xavi asked Deco for a new Pivot but Deco told him that Romeu is growing hair and will he as good as new.
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❗️Dog Watch: Man Utd's draw vs Galatasaray puts them on the brink of Europa League.
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🚨🚨🌕| During the game against Napoli last night Joan Laporta was busy in the Stands doing Lamine Yamal’s homework.
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📊| Fun Fact: Fermin Lopez’s grandmother was Negreira’s first girlfriend.
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🚨🚨🌕| Xavi has sent Romeu into the stands instead of calling him in the dressing room for the half time talk as he believes that Romeu has something more important to do tonight.
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🚨🚨🌕| Barcelona has inquired about Olivier Giroud as a potential Ter Stegen’s replacement, Kyle Walker’s name is also been discussed among the board.
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🚨🚨🌕| Xavi and his staff have been working on a new system for a long time, and now they believe that the game vs Shakhtar in the UCL will kickstart the new era of 8-1-1 at the club
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🚨🚨🌕| Laporta has convinced Mikel Arteta that Sergi Roberto is the last piece of the puzzle remaining for Arsenal to win the premier league.
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🚨🚨🌕| Barca ultras are planning to come to the stadium in ambulances to receive Dembele. It will be an emotional game for Dembele since Barca’s medical staff will be in the stands.
@MatteMoretto
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🚨🚨🌕| Lewandowski’s Christmas celebrations were cut short as his TikTok account got hacked on the christmas evening.
@tjuanmarti
His season keeps getting worse 🫠
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🚨🚨🌕| Christensen was absent from training today. He has some vaginal discomfort.
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🚨🚨🌕| Frenkie’s return can be delayed because he wants to be present when his child is born. Luka Modric is also expected to be present at his brother’s birth
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🚨🚨🎙| Xavi: “The decisions? this wouldn’t have happened if we had the WHITE away kit tonight”.
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🚨🚨🌕| The gate 14 of the new Camp Nou will be named after Johan Cruyff and the gate 15 will be named after Karim Benzema.
@diariosdefutbol
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🚨🚨🎙️| Karim Benzema: “What Lewandowski did to Yamal yesterday is completely unacceptable as a professional, I would never do such a thing to a minor”
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🚨🚨🌕| Only 6 days into the month and Xavi has already secured the 9/11 performance award of the month for the game against Real Sociedad.
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❗️Substitution for Antwerp: Oriol Romeu has been taken off.
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🚨🚨🎙️| Xavi: “Sergi Roberto is the most clutch player i have seen since Andreas Iniesta”
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🚨🚨💣| Somebody has just shot Inaki Pena outside the stadium. His chances of survival are as low as his save percentage.
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🚨🚨🎙️| Lewandowski: “Poor form? I knew i was gonna bounce back, i’m not a one season wonder like others”
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🚨Official: Lamine Yamal will start a game at the Santiago Barnabeu before Arda Guler.
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🚨🚨🌕| Barça’s target 14 year old gem Gui Ruck is now ready to join Al Ittihad after their star player Karim Benzema insisted on signing the young prodigy
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❗️Cry Watch: Zinchenko now has more insta stories than assists this season.
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❗️OFFICIAL: Thomas Tuchel has won the Terrorism D’or ahead of Xavi Hernandez and Carlo Ancelotti.
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🚨🌕 Anthony Taylor on penalty decision "Yes it was a penalty but sorry the payment was already made" via
@beINSPORTS
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❗️Gavi is shown a yellow card for walking a dog on the field mid game.
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🚨🌕 Xavi NUTTED in the tunnel while going to the dressing room after the half-time whistle
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🚨🌕 Xavi has asked Lewandowski to delete his TikTok account during the half-time talk
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🚨🚨🌕| Lewandowski averaged 3.6 xARBS (expected attacks ruined by being shit ) per minute in the first half against Osasuna.
@SofascoreINT
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🚨🚨🌕| Today at the lunch Lewandowski and Raphinha couldn’t FINISH their meals.
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🚨🚨🌕| In the last training session before coming to Italy Xavi told all the players to hurl racial slurs towards Lamine Yamal so he’s fully prepared for the clash against Napoli.
@tjuanmarti
Mastermind 🧠
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❗️Mid Watch: Turkish Maradona Arda Güler has more edits posted than games played this season.
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🚨🌕 BREAKING: Barça is NOT worried about Lewandowski missing the El Clasico as they believe Real Madrid is a small club, and they can win even without him.
@mundodeportivo
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🚨🚨🌕| Xavi just told every player to drink two bottles of prime so that they can be more fluid in the second half.
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🚨🚨🌕| Gündogan was cold and went to Ter Stegen's locker to get a pair of gloves but instead, he found a stash of explosives. Barcelona police are on the scene to arrest Ter Stegen.
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The upcoming generation of football stars are already the faces of some of the biggest brands in the world. 🌟
Lamine Yamal x Adidas.
Endrick x Adobe Photoshop.
Zaiire Emery x Nike.
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🚨🌕 Xavi locked the dressing room before Alonso could enter for the half-time talk
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❗️Mid Watch: Rodrygo now has 7 appearances in his last 7 games.
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🚨🚨🌕| Deco has convinced Chelsea that Oriol Romeu is the missing piece of the puzzle in their team to take them back to the Champions League glory.
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@TheAthleticFC
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🚨🌕 Xavi and Conceicao said "Astagfirullah" to each other after the half time whilst
@gerardromero
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🚨🚨🎙️| Xavi: “I was not worried at all, we knew the 8-1-1 system was gonna work and here we are..”
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🚨🚨🌕| Xavi has decided to hand over the Polish guy in his team to the Germans in Hamburg
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