Jose Mourinho:
🗣"Jamie Carragher talks too much for someone who isn't even among the top 1,000 defenders in football history. How can someone who never won the Premier talk about what it takes to win the Premier.”
🤣🤣
Rio Ferdinand calling Cristiano Ronaldo, Patrice Evra messaging him, Wayne Rooney speaking out against a potential City move & Sir Alex Ferguson calling both player and agent to insure a move to Manchester United materialises. You’ll never know how much I love this club
@ManUtd
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Solskjær “ I know we’re professionals but when you play for Manchester United you don’t go to Manchester City “.
This quote will go down in our history books from today onwards.
🇫🇷 Paul Pogba
🏴 Jadon Sancho
🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes
🏴 Marcus Rashford
🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo
🏴 Mason Greenwood
I can’t believe the above players all play for Manchester United 😍
🗣️ Juan Mata: "To be able to say that I played in a club where Best, Ronaldo, Scholes and Beckham played, I could not be happier.
I was one of the luckiest footballers alive." 🇪🇸👹
#MUFC
They never saw a problem with ManCity paying £40m for Nathan Ake just as they don’t see an issue with Arsenal paying £50m for Ben White but they draw the line at Manchester United paying £34m for Raphaël Varane. 🤔
So, you’re telling me ETH terminated his contract with Ajax 6 weeks early - and will not be taking any time off so he can begin his reign as Manchester United manager tomorrow? My manager.
Gary Neville on playing against Liverpool:
"I used to love playing at Anfield, 90 minutes worth of insults about my appearance, mainly from blokes who looked like extras off Planet of the Apes. I remember one game, a little chubby lad shouted "Oi Gary, my Dad says you're a
Forget a DM - we should throw it back to our 442 days.
Ronaldo Greenwood
Rashford Pogba Bruno Sancho
Shaw Maguire Varane Bissaka
David de Gea
Im here for a good time, not a long one.
So Cristiano Ronaldo who’s supposedly past it will finish 2021 as the leading goal scorer for United, Portugal and Juventus? Not bad for a 36 year old.
He scores a tap in, they complain.
He scores a worldie, they complain.
He scores a penalty, they complain.
He scores a freekick, they complain.
Cristiano Ronaldo, ladies and gentlemen.
Jadon Sancho is highly overrated, Raphaël Varane is pushing into his late 30s, Bruno Fernandes is a penalty merchant, Marcus Rashford is a social media influencer and Solskjær is a qualified PE teacher - so you have nothing to worry about, no need to talk about us whatsoever.
Announcement dates:
Harry Maguire - 5th August = No5
Wan Bissaka - 29th June = No29
Bruno Fernandes - ____ = No18
Tomorrow is the 18th 👀😭
Do it
@manutd
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Seeing Lisandro Martinez, Raphael Varane, Tyrell Malacia and Diogo Dalot celebrate tackles and regaining possession just hits differently, they bring a calmness to this side which we haven’t seen for a very long time. Another clean sheet, lovely.
Manchester United hiring a consultant as the first team manager then showing him the door moments before his consultancy role begins is the most Manchester United thing ever. Embarrassing.
Did you know that Cristiano Ronaldo is the only player in history to score 100+ goals with his left foot, 100+ goals with his right foot and 100+ goals with his head? Well you do now, simply the best.
Allowing Paul Pogba to leave on a free at the beginning of his career, then signing him for £89m many years later to then lose him on a free years after that is the most Manchester United thing ever.
I don’t even know what to tweet about post game - do I start with Cristiano Ronaldo’s brace, Bruno Fernandes strike, Jadon Sancho impressive display or the fact Paul Pogba has 7 assists in four games. These are good problems to have
@ManUtd
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Get your laughs and jokes in now because the moment Jadon Sancho finds comfort in Manchester United and the Premier League it’s frankly over for you lot. He who laughs last, laughs best.
Are we going to acknowledge Solskjær’s changes which evidently won us the game or do we only talk about them when they go against us or not in our favour?
Klopp quitting because he is running out of energy after 9 years.
Sir Alex of did it with us for 27 at the very top. Let's stop comparing any of these modern managers to him again. The GREATEST of all time.
Odion Ighalo:
• 6 month loan.
• No risk signing.
• NO obligation to buy.
• Useful IF called upon.
He’s not being signed with the intention of him replacing or becoming our main forward, he’s filling a void. Relax!
Luke Shaw - 🎯🎯
Daniel James - ⚽️
Edinson Cavani - ⚽️
Marcus Rashford - ⚽️
Scott McTominay - ⚽️
Anthony Martial - ⚽️⚽️
Mason Greenwood - 🎯
Aaron Wan Bissaka - ⚽️
Bruno Fernandes - 🎯🎯⚽️
That’s the response we asked for.
🗣️ Juan Mata: "To be able to say that I played in a club where Best, Ronaldo, Scholes and Beckham played, I could not be happier.
I was one of the luckiest footballers alive." 🇪🇸👹
#MUFC
Solskjær has not thrown a single player under the bus this season even though he’s been encouraged to at times - this action alone forced the players to stand up and do the right thing when the very man was thrown under the bus himself. Never been so proud of the players & fans.
Manchester United were ready to bid for Virgil van Dijk in January 2018, only for Jose Mourinho to say no as he didn't feel he needed a centre-back, according to The Independent 🤦♂️
Last week Casemiro was viewed as the benchmark when it comes to defensive midfielders, fast forward a week and he’s now seen as old, worthless and past it. If that is the case then you’ll have nothing to worry about, do you.
Honestly, I can’t believe we skipped the whole announcement video scene and just had Raphaël Varane walk out on the pitch holding the shirt to then taking a selfie in front of a packed Stretford End — I love this club so much
@ManUtd
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Jadon Sancho, the player who has been here the least amount of time yet gives the most on the pitch. He has a future at this club, can’t say the same for the other 10.
Juan Mata is without a doubt one of the most intelligent players in the sport, you don’t have to be fastest when your brain is already 2-3 steps ahead of those around you. Potentially our MOTM today. 🇪🇸
Ronaldo is crying as Ferguson comes in for a hug. Gary Neville is ecstatic, wearing a suit and not a full kit because that's what people who didn't play in the final should do.
It's a perfect photo. Moscow, 2008.
#MUFC
Raphaël Varane essentially took a pay-cut to join Manchester United. That tells you all you need to know about the player and our project. Onto the next one!
Are we going to acknowledge the changes Solskjær made which evidently won us the match tonight or are the substitutions only highlighted when they go against us? 🤔
Jadon Sancho and Marcus Rashford are in good hands under Solskjær. He will have their confidence back up and running after a session or two, just look at the way he handled Luke Shaw whilst protecting Mason Greenwood. A manager but above all, a decent human being with morals.