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Misato Supremacist ⬥ Journalist Disrespecter ⬥ Coincidence Noticer ⬥ Pattern Recognition Specialist ⬥ Anti-Disinformation Activist ⬥ Online Safety Expert

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Joined January 2020
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
2 months
I'm not sure where all you new followers came from. I’m not that interesting, and half my posts are just me avoiding work at work. But hey, thanks for believing in me anyway. Clearly, you have low standards, and I appreciate that.
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@MajorMisato
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
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Looks like House Flipper is seriously discounted right now, and I might finally get to live out my fantasy of snagging a charming 1920s-era home and transforming it with sleek stainless steel appliances, crisp white walls, and trendy gray vinyl floors.
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
1 day
The master of misplaced confidence mounts a counterattack.
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
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Occasionally, I run into those Reddit-tier threads where people mistake verbosity for genius, and I can’t help but grin at the spectacle.
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Misato Respector
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Occasionally, I run into those Reddit-tier threads where people mistake verbosity for genius, and I can’t help but grin at the spectacle.
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@MajorMisato
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
2 days
Who's watching SydSquad on this fine Friday night?.
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
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@f8the
invader zim
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it still kills me that tall, dark, and handsome to white ppl basically means a white brunette male😭.
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
4 days
Fellas?
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
5 days
Turn up to work and, surprise surprise, the visiting corporate clowns have swooped in and claimed all our allocated undercover parking. Mildly infuriating.
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
5 days
The staff at Halo Studios are finally getting the representation they deserve.
@Halo
Halo
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July is #DisabilityPrideMonth 💚💙🤍💛❤️ . Strength comes in many forms—and every Spartan brings something unique to the fight. Whether you have a disability or not, there’s a place for you on the battlefield. Log in to Halo Infinite and claim your free armor coating, visor,
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
5 days
Informative thread, but it’s bogged down by the BlueSky-style self-censorship.
@SarahisCensored
Sarah Fields
6 days
The suspect in the sh00ting that k*lled two Idaho firefighters and injured another is 20-year-old Wess Roley. - He has a prior arrest for as*ault in 2024. This incident involved him allegedly attacking a woman with a knife, for which he was charged with felony as*ault with a
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
5 days
The pins and accessories are merely performative virtue signalling. She’s indistinguishable from the rest and won’t leave a lasting impression.
@aurorachaang
Aurora Chang 張瓊方 🌻🍉
8 days
pins and accessories i'm removing from my backpack bc i'm flying to the US soon idk if i'm being paranoid :/
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
5 days
Willpower.
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
5 days
He speaks the uncomfortable truth. Drinking from a straw makes you look like you're sucking a fat dick. Even worse with those McConalds straws because they have girth like no other on the market.
@Acyn
Acyn
4 months
Watters: I have rules for men. Like you don't eat soup in public. You don't cross your legs. And you don't drink from a straw. His excuse was I was drinking a milk shake. Again, you shouldn't be drinking a milk shake. Milk shakes are for kids.
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
5 days
Something just doesn’t sit right with me about a guy who’s eager to work in childcare. If I ever met one, I’d be out of there fast.
@Ausbobsmit
Rob Smith
6 days
I cannot find a photograph of this predator. His image should accompany this article. People have the right to know. He has worked at over 20 daycare centers since 2017.
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
6 days
Man, does he ever not burst into tears? It’s like watching a soap opera with no off switch. Painfully awkward.
@ChiefTrumpster
Chief Trumpster
6 days
We broke Peterson.
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Misato Respector
6 days
Who even is this Pirate Software guy, and where did he crawl out from? Shows up out of the blue, stirs the pot, and instantly turns into a full-blown lolcow. Feels like an industry plant if I’ve ever seen one.
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@MajorMisato
Misato Respector
6 days
Fellas, up for the challenge? In international system units, that would be 2 kilograms.
@OldRowSwig
Swig 🇺🇸
6 days
Do I try the 72 ounce steak challenge? 🤔
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