Maggie
@MaggieFishnets
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amateur professional, budding Dadaist, Future Hairdresser of America
San Francisco, Dahling
Joined March 2010
This Bart train has a plague of phone dropping. #dontstateatmyasswhenipickitup
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Ladies! I know your hair needs maintenance, and you know I need haircut models. Let's get together! #sanfrancisco #goodhairdays #holidayhair
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If @SHARON_NEEDLES doesn't win dragrace....I will sacrifice my television to the TV Gods. #dragrace
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Vote to make this nominee the BEST Hair Color. Robert James Color: http://t.co/UNkOlFOR
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Sorry I’m late. I thought we were going to go somewhere nice. #whitegirlproblems
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If the iPhone 4S is the same design as the iPhone 4, how are people supposed to know I'm better than them? #FirstWorldProblems
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seeing all these new iphones is killing me. The UPS man needs to get here now. #firstworldproblems
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Work IDs are required to walk down Wall Street. Apparently the street is now private. #OccupyWallStreet
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You guys should really try writing your own memoir. It’s super boring, but your dad will be so proud of you, trust me. #whitegirlproblems
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Speakers at #OccupyWallSt not allowed to use microphones. That is not democratic. It's not even Republican. It's authoritarian-regime stuff.
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I'm just way too tired to go shoe shopping right now #whitegirllproblems
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I think Kanye West still has a few things to learn about proportion/dressing a woman's body. Also: only a hoe needs a booty zipper.
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Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in only one
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As a woman, you need to be ready to delete your Facebook profile at any given second. #whitegirlproblems
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Penguins identify mates, kin by smell, study finds | Reuters http://t.co/Orwe5y5b
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