Maddie T.
@Madeline_Shea
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I'm not good at a lot of things, but I sure do try
Joined July 2009
My dad sent me this video of his dogs and I cannot stop laughing
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Sweet or creepy: a customer named their ring after me so I would be with him when I stop working at the store.
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Coworker: “You’re gonna hurt yourself with that knife” Me: *swings knife around/ponytail aggressively hits eye* “ow!” “Told you so.” Me: *crying from one eye* No one could have warned me about this #wilsons
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Some days you can handle the raw beef and some days you cut you hand on a sink faucet.
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Ability to communicate emotion: minuscule Desire to make decisions: lackluster Preferred method of communication: gif-no real thought required Unless I have coffee
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What does it say that my main takeaway from working in food service so far is washing beneath my fingernails?
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Explain to me how Jabba the hut and emperor palpatine are different people.
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Best part of getting wished a happy Mother’s Day: I didn’t have to have kids
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“12.51 is your change...” *gets distracted by quarter* “Ma’am?” “Oh, sorry, I got distracted by the back of this quarter. Turns out, it’s burial mounds in Iowa! How about that?” #thewilsonsway
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When people ask me how to spell my last name, I remember all the websites I've signed up for where I spelled my own name wrong and just tell them to do their best. Unless, of course, it's a bank. Never tell a bank the wrong spelling of your last name.
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"I have two followers on wordpress so you could say I'm a big deal."
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The voice inside of me that says “stop-really consider what you’re about to say” is one of the greatest blessings I ignore. It’s the end of all my bad jokes, and the beginning of something beautiful: real comedy. Or maybe it’s stupid. Idk
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"It's important for a girl to hear that her mom thinks she's a champ" -Bonnie, Sister Wisdom
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My name is Maddie I was born in this new city of mine My age is not going to work so I’m not sure if I can get it I like to think about that thanks predictive typing
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“Not to be dramatic but I’m not getting up to look for pretzels because it’s too dark and I don’t actually feel like moving.”
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I’ll never forget my freshman year pride and joy: that guy Craig in com 101. If I learned anything from him, it’s that you can make it to class on time even when intoxicated. Live your best life, Craig the electrician.
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