I'm just a Monster Musician Ferocious Failcat GIRL LIKER Macrophile Misfit Terminally HYPER Obsessed Doing her very best TRANS AF 32 Poly Dating 3 cute girls
Puppy girl walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Hey how can I help you?"
Puppy girl replies, "Oh ill have a rum............................and coke"
Bartender goes, "hahaha, what's with the big pause?"
Puppy girl blushes, looking self-conscious, "Uhm... I was born with them..."
I complained that I didn't have any pretty pictures of Madeline because she's such a trash queen so
@RuthRedmane
drew her in a pretty dress. Gwarg even has a little bowtie, look how polite they are!
Gentle reminder that a burden is something that you're forced to carry against your will and that the people in your life who CHOOSE to be around you therefore don't see you as a burden-
[GIRL LIKER]
I made an anthem for anyone who likes girls, ladies, women, feminine things, and girls.
I made it really annoying and impossible to ignore so if you're cruising around looking for girls they won't have a choice but to acknowledge you even if its just to destroy you
This one's called [PUPPYSONG]
I made it to impress a dog girl and now she won't stop barking at me 💕
I think this song is the first of a couple where I kinda hit my stride I actually like this one so please give it a listen, also show your moms
Likes and retweets appreciated!
Massive mommy milkers dropped menacingly on the dining room table, completely dominating the dinner conversation and making some of the silverware clatter onto the floor
This is the 15th thing I've ever drawn, its not great but I MADE IT WITH ME OWN PAWS.
Maddie is an undead cat, she was reanimated in order to pay off her outrageous credit card debt.
Her arms are green and scaley because she stole them from a dragon, her tails name is GWARG!
Am I submissive or am I autistic and just like dominant people because they give me clear instructions on what I should be doing and clear indications on whether or not I am doing a good job
Ever since I started dating this dragon I've noticed myself getting bigger, and now my horns are starting to come in... ugh, why didnt anyone tell me how badly dragon pheromones fuck you up???
Tired - Wanting a huge woman because youre horny and she could effortlessly crush you
Wired - Wanting a huge women because she would be able to hold you and pet your little head so good
I swear hyper is so good. I have a billion other kinks now but hyper was the first one I had. Sometimes good hyper just makes me flash back like the food critic in ratatouille when he eats his old favorite food. You know? You get it
*Does a big stretch, pushing my generously endowed chest out, massive melon sized breasts wobbling as I moan softly*
Now that I have your attention, what kind of character should I make in skyrim?
*falls over and drops maddies all over the floor*
oh no oh geez i sure would hate if people encouraged me to practice drawing more with copious amounts of praise.
I was about to say "get yourself a girl with a FAT tail" but I think i said the same exact thing a few weeks ago. its hard having original thoughts when your brain mostly thinks about FAT tails
Tips on how to not be a burden down below:
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Wow hey, you kept reading, I promise you're not a burden. You are a person who's doing their very best, being kind is more than enough c:
Before HRT: My sex drive is maybe a bit much, hopefully going on estrogen will help manage it
A span of 2 about months during HRT: oh thank god I finally feel under control
After HRT: I am a cum monster who will never know satisfaction. My lust is eternal and knows no bounds.
Its always funny when people comment on fetish stuff like "what the hell is this?" And it's just like "It's the coolest shit on the planet. IDIOT. Are you BLIND?"
The feminine urge to get bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger
This is a snippit of a song I made called "Little Star" I learned how to make little videos so I can finally post stuff I make on twitter now :3c
if you wanna hear the full thing you'll have to look at my SOUNDCLOUD
likes and retweets appreciated ^.^
I made matching icons for me and my girlfriend
@octoberpawz
for her BIRTHDAY and honestly im pretty proud of how they came out, I should make more stuff!
I wanna have more fun and make friends so I thought I'd just sincerely ask for attention. How big can we make the NUMBERS GO?
Reasons to follow:
• I make FREE music, you can download it
• Sometimes it's even good!
• I'm learning art wow
• I'm a cute silly cat girl
• Meow :3
No, I dont have a dragon obsession. No, I don't instantly fall in love with every dragon I see. It's just a coincidence that I'm constantly following dragons and staring at dragons and flirting with dragons. Get off my freakin' back.
Everyone who wants a big muscle mommy gf wants her to beat them up or crush them, but I'm different, I just want to be cuddled with the unstoppable force of one thousand suns and when I'm like "okay thats enough!" I want her to be like "no~"
I think it's insane that like, people always come up with the concept of dragons no matter where they are or what kind of culture they have or how secluded they are... What is it in our brains that just makes us collectively go "Mmmmmm... Dragons.... :)"
See look, I only weigh half a ton. I'm definitely small and cute compared to all of the other gigantic macro mommies out there. I'm definitely not too big to be adopted. I'm just a little kitten you guys! meow meow!
I just think that if someone held me down and acted like they were going to crush my skull but then told me I look cute when I'm scared and gave me kisses it would fix me
This is a song called WONDERWORLD (names are hard okay?) and it gets classified as psychedelic rock by the algorithm.
once again the full song is on my soundcloud for anyone who would like to hear the full thing :3
Me: I hate having to keep my kinks a secret, I just wanna be able to be my true self... people just can't handle it
Me .3 seconds later: All I want is for a big hyper endowed milf to press her chest into my face and say those three magic words... "I'm lactose intolerant"
Perhaps it is a paradox of human nature that we believe we will find love by acting cool and aloof when in truth we obtain love by showing vulnerability and asking for it hmm hmm