It’s always “@TheMatildas are outselling @Socceroos jerseys 2:1”.and never .“@TheMatildas are outEARNING @Socceroos 2:1”😒.

RT @SofieHagen: Cardiff is just the best. I had a lot of fun on stage tonight! My support was the brilliant @MaddehHW - follow her, please.….

RT @MylesWalk: Just wanna shout out my sister @MaddehHW who's killing it in the comedy scene and has worked so hard at her craft #proudbrot….

RT @edfringe_review: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️FOUR AND FIVE STARS for 'Beak: Cocktail Boys' @freefringefest @BEAKComedy ."A tall glass of absurdist humour….

People at #edfringe will say their lineup is diverse but all the comics have the same funny British accent 🧐.

RT @Blake_S_Wiggins: Crowd growing quickly as speeches continue here at The Invasion Day rally in Sydney @MatildaBoseley .

I need a “be kind: rewind” policy for the Netflix account when we’re all up to different points in the same show and I accidentally end up getting spoilers from later episodes.

I lived with rats for two years in Surry hills, and now, just when I need them, they’re nowhere to be found.

RT @Bcoxy2012: @ESPNAusNZ

No offence but my FB marketplace listing is p o p p i n g off.

RT @MylesWalk: Please enjoy this live cross from the Darwin Pride Festival. The theme this year is hope. Here's to being inclusive and kind….

Another beautiful day out here on tinder 😍.

Not to brag but the anonymous poetry Instagram I started now has one follower.

I’ve never been invested in a team winning before and I have to say that it’s really depressing when they lose, like why do ppl do this.

Bro if ur gonna commentate was he Aussie coverage of the Matilda’s u should know how to say RASO #SEMIFINALS.

The worst side affect of getting the AZ vaccine so far has been feeling incredibly morally superior.

Bitches will skateboard without a helmet but won’t risk the AZ 👿.

If your finding the random AZ clotting stats irrelevant, these more relatable stats may help you decide:

Yeah sex is good but have you ever rewatched the office.