Macdizzle420
@Macdizzle710
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The annoying brunette you might have seen smoking weed somewhere on the internet
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2015
At the gym and a man just asked me to watch his phone? Tf am I supposed to do if someone takes it…? lol?
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*inanimate object just sitting there* Nobody: Stoners: what if we turned it into a bong
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I actually think people who put the little reindeer antlers on their car during the holidays are so cute. Turning your car into a reindeer is so cvnt. Plz.
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Getting ready to be the highest person at the grocery store
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Ever since covid I get so insecure coughing in public…. Like I swear I’m not ill, I just smoke a lot of weed 🫠
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What’s going on with Brussels sprouts right now guys. 👀 why are they this huge…..
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Does jalapeño relish exist? This feels like a top-tier condiment.
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This is me pretending to be busy on my phone cuz I sat down at a machine at the gym that I thought I understood but now I’m here and idk how tf it works. I’m too embarrassed to get up. I’m committed now. Lol wish me luck.
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Somebody arrest this girl. I don’t know her and she must be stopped. I tried this sober, it in fact DOES NOT hit. Only heartburn and weird burps.
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I was looking and feeling sexy as hell today. Then I tried to put together an outfit- Currently in the middle of a mental breakdown 🥴😭
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Sometimes when I get random anxiety I’ll check my friends locations to make sure they are home safe. 🥴😂 I might be a lil crazy but if one of my 3 friends goes missing, I WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW AND I WILL FIND YOU
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If at first you don’t succeed, pack a bowl and try something else. 🥴
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Yallllllll the internet really tried to tell me im fat. I’m watching footage of myself and IDCCCCCC YOU CANT TELL ME IM NOT THICC SEXYYYYYY LIKE WHOO WHERE WHYYY ARE YOUUUU
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Can we get an election half-time show? I feel like we deserve that.
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