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The Emperor Of Umlazi

@MaBlerh

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#LongLiveAkhumziJezile Welcome. We're all about peace, laughter, mutual respect and most importantly, kindness here. ๐Ÿ“Bookings: [email protected]

South Africa
Joined April 2009
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
3 years
As a Black person, when you encounter a person mopping (especially a lady) in a building or supermarket and you NEED to pass there, there is a process:. 1. You bow your head.2. You apologise sincerely .3. You become a ballerina.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
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RT @SizweDhlomo: Go out there & be great young grasshopper.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
30 minutes
RT @SizweDhlomo: Halala!.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
47 minutes
RT @Seipatisone: @MaBlerh Halala ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ I'm so happy for you.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
53 minutes
You used to start the day with me, now you get to wrap it up with me. Join me for good upbeat music, fun conversations and all-round good vibes. #LastCall โœจ
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
1 hour
RT @ThembaKaula: Before the GPSs and google maps, these guys would give directions with ease. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฟ.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
2 hours
The nicest, most respectful and most helpful people in South Africa. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿพ
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
5 hours
Angisendaba nani on Sundays. Seningenza enikubonayo. I can now go out until 5am the next day on Sundays. ๐Ÿคฃ.
@Tre25k
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@MaBlerh Love this for you, be kinder on Sunday mornings ๐Ÿคญ.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
5 hours
The people that clicked on โ€œthe whole 6 monthsโ€, where do you guys keep all those clothes? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ.
@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
7 hours
POLL: If you had to go out in public and be presentable everyday for the next 6 months, looking at your current wardrobe, how long can you go without repeating an item of clothing?.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
7 hours
POLL: If you had to go out in public and be presentable everyday for the next 6 months, looking at your current wardrobe, how long can you go without repeating an item of clothing?.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
8 hours
RT @tanyajunghans: Show off! ๐Ÿฅฐ.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
8 hours
RT @MamaKaRati: Welcome back @SizweDhlomo, and well done ๐Ÿ‘ thatโ€™s a def #ClassicCrossover thanks to Barryโ€™s rendition!!! With that being saโ€ฆ.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
9 hours
- Not being in bed by 7pm. - Not being woken up by an alarm at 3am. - Waking up and staying in bed for a while. I love this for me. ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
22 hours
If there is someone your age named Themba or Tshidi/Tsedi or Sibongileโ€ฆ. LAST ROUND!
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
1 day
RT @Lrnmosima: @MaBlerh Yeah, because the tongue holds lots of germs, bacteria, ๐Ÿฆ  food particles and dead cells ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ thatโ€™s why some people hโ€ฆ.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
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RT @Deee4Dineo: @MaBlerh Youโ€™re right.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
1 day
Kissing. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ.
@gunsnrosesgirl3
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2 days
What is unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
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RT @SoulfulDee2: @MaBlerh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚That's why we start earlier.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
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RT @Annetta39: @MaBlerh Ewu! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
1 day
If you have renewed your drivers licence 3 times or moreโ€ฆ. Your 8 window for bevs starts NOW!
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@MaBlerh
The Emperor Of Umlazi
3 days
RT @zethuchauke: Thank you for holding it down @MaBlerh & @BeestingBonolo bekumnandi. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ.
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