Meagen
@MTheePony
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small wingspan and big dogs. Texan till I die. Hook’em.🤘🏼 instagram: meagenhg
Texas
Joined January 2010
The hierarchy of my sports love is: 1. The University of Texas 2. Dallas Stars 3. Texas Rangers 4. Dallas Cowboys 5. Dallas Mavericks You?
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I’m starting to feel like Jake Oettinger is like that little monkey named Punch. He just wants to play hockey and they won’t let him.
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I read the labels on everything at the grocery store. I try to never buy anything processed. I get only natural products for my house. I’m on road trip and just got a Slim Jim and a sugar-free Red Bull. It’s called balance?
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I need to switch from Tom thumb to Kroger. A few weeks ago, the elevator slammed on my elbow. Today I got a drink from the cooler at check out and cut my hand. They offered me a paper towel, but said I had to buy my own Band-Aids. Am I cursed by @TomThumb_Stores ?
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Tickets: purchased
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I have always said Thank you to my Alexa. Her “your welcomes” are getting more elaborate. Last time she sang a whole song. When AI takes over and robots become our overlords I am convinced my manners will lead to leniency towards me.
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I know you are a man of God @_delconte and ask if you can amplify this request for prayer. Trisha is 27. Doctors gave her the worst possible outcome today. She needs a miracle.
Fellow Longhorns and anyone at all that may be the praying kind: a friend of the family can use it. Trisha Tilbury is 28 weeks pregnant and life long Longhorn. A few weeks ago she found a lump. That lump has turned into cancer all over her body and lymph nodes. They can’t treat
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Fellow Longhorns and anyone at all that may be the praying kind: a friend of the family can use it. Trisha Tilbury is 28 weeks pregnant and life long Longhorn. A few weeks ago she found a lump. That lump has turned into cancer all over her body and lymph nodes. They can’t treat
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My fellow Texans: why does everyone run to buy toilet paper before a big storm? Does everyone think ice causes bowel movements?
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In country bumpkin news: a pig stepped on my toe and broke my nail and I told my dad he owed me a pedicure. He said he would send me $15. He laughed when I told him what it would actually cost. And dear reader…he did not send me money.
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I have a bird feeder with ai and a camera to watch my birds and identify them. I sew every day after work now. I own dozens of plants. I occasionally make candles: Soon I will fully morph into a 75 year old retiree.
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Apparently, I live below all my friends’ means. I asked people around me if they were offered 10 days off and $10,000, where would they go? And everyone told me that’s not enough money to go where they wanna go. Bro. I could live like a king somewhere for 10 grand and 10 days.
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Found some old photos for a friend’s bday. My bday 2016 (11 years ago) vs now. Not a whole lot has changed. Well, except cameras have improved and I don’t sell liquor anymore.
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Annual dog hike with my best friends for my little bitty dog’s 4th birthday
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You don’t have to make a resolution to be better. I intend to be more of a menace. All my enemies losing their bowl games has gotten me off to a great start.
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It was hot potato! Immediately nearly got me kicked out
I was the only person in a full bar watching the very end of that ole miss v Georgia game and if I try to describe it I’ll sound drunk.
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I was the only person in a full bar watching the very end of that ole miss v Georgia game and if I try to describe it I’ll sound drunk.
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And I can confirm his aura is still top tier. Also singin:
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Marquette King · Freedom Anthem · Song · 2025
“DAD, HOW GOOD WAS MARQUETTE KING IN HIS PRIME?” THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER PUNTER WITH AURA LIKE KING.
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