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Joined February 2024
New name. If you fall for Motorsport Bollocks, it's kinda on you.
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🚨 BREAKING: Mick Schumacher has agreed to join the newly formed Cadillac F1 team from 2026. Cadillac did not agree.
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🚨 BREAKING: American F1 Team APX GP has announced bankruptcy 2 days after winning the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.
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F1 just released a 3 second highlight reel for Liam Lawson's Red Bull stint. 🍿🍿. (via @F1 YouTube)
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🚨 Max Verstappen has informed Red Bull Racing he is willing to race for “any team on the grid except with George Russell”, an anonymous source reports. (via @wearetherace)
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Franco Colapinto on Instagram:. “Happy International Women's Day”. 🔥🔥
🚨 | Franco Colapinto has sent Sabrina Carpenter an Instagram message wishing her a happy International Women's Day.
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🚨 Carlos Sainz reportedly ordered Pineapple Pizzas for all the employees at Ferrari to celebrate Charles Leclerc's win at Monza.
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Red Bull Racing lead a combined 504 laps in F1 this season. Max Verstappen lead 503 of them, Sergio Perez lead 1 of them.
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MAX LIKED THIS POST. 😭😭
🚨 Several F1 drivers have reportedly refused to attend #F175LIVE after the announcement that Jack Whitehall will host the event and Machine Gun Kelly will perform at half time. "I am not wasting my time on that" said an anonymous driver. (via @wearetherace)
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🚨 Several F1 drivers have reportedly refused to attend #F175LIVE after the announcement that Jack Whitehall will host the event and Machine Gun Kelly will perform at half time. "I am not wasting my time on that" said an anonymous driver. (via @wearetherace)
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🚨 BREAKING: Logan Sargeant will be driving the Safety Car next season.
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🚨 Max Verstappen is reportedly in labour expecting his first child and will miss the media press conference for Miami today. (via @wearetherace)
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🚨 George Russell is yet to register a points finish since Labour took power in Britain
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🚨 BREAKING: Monster Energy is planning on to launch a limited "Lando Norris" edition flavour that comes in bottles.
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🚨Charles Leclerc reportedly arrived at an empty Shanghai International Circuit because he thought the race was this weekend
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🚨 Daniel Ricciardo is set to start his own podcast show, with various F1 drivers and celebrities slated to be making guest appearances. 🍿
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🚨 Lando Norris is set to be granted Knighthood on New Year's Eve after his success in the 2024 F1 season. SIR LANDO NORRIS
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🚨 F1 has now identified Max Verstappen, Charles Leclerc, Lando Norris and Lance Stroll as the "key marketing focus" going forwards. This move focuses on creating a unique and memorable experience for fans both on and off the track.
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🚨 BREAKING: Stefano Domenicali is set to step down as the CEO of F1 Group at the end of this season. Nico Rosberg is set to be his replacement ✍️
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🚨 BREAKING: Kevin Magnussen has been blocked from entering Singapore in suspicion of "Potential Terrorism".
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🚨 "Hawk Tuah" girl, Hailey Welch, is set to wave the chequered flag for the USGP later this month.
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🚨 Sergio Perez's wife has allowed him to cheat once after each podium in order to improve his motivation.
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🚨McLaren F1 team fan Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.
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🚨 Sergio Perez has informed Red Bull he'll start taking driving "seriously" now
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🚨 Fernando Alonso has revealed that he could've been chosen as the next Pope by the Catholic church, but he refused the opportunity and joined McLaren instead in 2015.
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🚨 BREAKING: Aston Martin has reportedly registered the wrong name on their entry list for the upcoming #SpanishGP🇪🇸 . Instead of Lance Stroll, Lawrence Stroll will now take the wheel of the AMR24.
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🚨 Logan Sargeant will not appear in ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’
Taylor Swift will not appear in ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’. (Source:
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F1twt vs basic media literacy.
WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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🚨 The FIA has reportedly received concerns from teams regarding Kevin Magnussen having no next race to be banned from.
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🚨 BREAKING: Visa Cash App RB have decided to rename their team again!. "We realised that having 2 teams with the same name was ultimately just too confusing. When I told Yuki he's going to be at RB next year, he thought he was getting promoted for a second!" said Helmut Marko.
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🚨 Jack Doohan will be using No.69 for next season, Alpine has announced.
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🚨 Oscar Piastri has now equalled Lando Norris on F1's all time wins list!. The McLaren duo each has 5 wins after the #BahrainGP.
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🚨 Sergio Perez has been sent to Uganda as the first person to face the Gorilla in the 100 men vs 1 Gorilla challenge. 🍿🍿.
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🚨 Mika Hakkinen is now the FAVOURITE to replace Kevin Magnussen at Baku for Haas, per sources.
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🚨 Lando Norris is UNBEATEN in F1 when Donald Trump is in attendance
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🚨 Max Verstappen has reportedly DELETED his Grindr account.
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🚨 Max Verstappen on his #MiamiGP sprint:. “Lando (Norris) might have got the trophy, but at the end of the day, I have a wife and two kids at home, so who's the real winner this weekend?”. 😅😂. (via @viaplaysportnl)
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🚨 BREAKING: Santa's sleigh has been hit by Logan Sargeant at the exit of turn 127. He'll try to make it to the pitstops under yellow flags for 4 fresh medium tyres in order to deliver the rest of the presents. [@Motorsport]
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The First Episode 👀
🚨 Daniel Ricciardo is set to start his own podcast show, with various F1 drivers and celebrities slated to be making guest appearances. 🍿
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🚨🗣️ "I am here for Zak Brown, and I've been a massive McLaren fan ever since they fired Sergio Perez in 2013, really embracing the values a true American team should represent.". Donald Trump on why he's attending the F1 race in Miami
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🚨Lewis Hamilton reportedly spent $20K on Genshin Impact
@MSportQuotes lewis hamilton reportedly spent $20k on genshin impact.
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📸 - Sergio Perez outqualifies Max Verstappen for the first time since Miami last year.
🚨 Sergio Perez's wife has allowed him to cheat once after each podium in order to improve his motivation.
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Lewis Hamilton and Charles Leclerc have both unfollowed Ferrari on Instagram. 😳
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🚨 BREAKING: The FIA has decided to “restrict Argentinian fan entry” to Grand Prix events for the upcoming 6 races in light of recent controversy. “It’s not like they will have the income to attend these events, but we are doing this just in case” was also noted. (via @FIA)
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🚨 | JUST IN: Adrian Newey is expected to have his lunch at 13:30
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🚨 Monster Energy “Lando Norris” Flavour is set to release in the UK this weekend. “Zero Sugar, Zero Championships.” 🔥🔥. (@Motorsport)
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🚨 BREAKING: Sergio Perez has agreed to extend his contract with Red Bull by 3 years. Red Bull didn't ask him anything.
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🚨 Lando Norris has asked the F1 media team to not market this season as a Championship Battle because he's "not built for this".
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🚨 Aston Martin has issued a report to the media that Lance Stroll remains an “untradable” prospect for them. “We cannot give up a promising talent like Lance.” 🔒. (per @autosport)
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Lewis Hamilton is enjoying Jenson Button's new Coachbuilt Whisky 😋🍷🍷
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🚨 JUST IN: George Russell will not participate in Friday's practice sessions for the #BritishGP🇬🇧 upon hearing the news of the Conservatives' landslide defeat in the General Elections this morning.
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🚨Adrian Newey reportedly is set to leave Red Bull to pursue a career in Rocket League
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🚨 Daniel Ricciardo to Nascar is reportedly a done deal per sources familiar:. He will race the iconic Number 3 at Mexico in this coming June. (via @SInow)
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🚨 Ollie Bearman has been given a 10-place grid penalty, a $25000 fine, a 3 second penalty on sunday, 50 hours of public service and a hand written apology to the FIA that needs to be submitted ahead of qualifying, following this incident in practice. 😳.
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🚨 Daniel Ricciardo is set to appear on ‘Talk Tuah’ with Hailey Welch.
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🚨Pierre Gasly reportedly uses Hog 2.6 cycle in Clash Royale
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🚨 Alex Albon believes the backlash against parody account “Formulafakers” is unbelievable:. “Sending abuse to drivers is never right, but it’s those who sent the messages that’s the problem. I think Formulafakers is a nice addition to the fan culture of F1.”. (via Motorsort)
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Pierre Gasly is the only driver yet to register an overtake this season.
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Why is it placed under the True Crime section??
His career transformed the sport. His legacy inspired the world. SENNA, the story of one of the greatest Formula 1 drivers of all time, premieres November 29.
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Max Verstappen is not amongst the 30 nominees for the Ballon d'Or in 2024. Absolute disgrace.
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🚨🗣️ "To be honest with you, I did it for my homie Trump. We were both disappointed that I couldn't get Sergio Perez out of that Red Bull seat, so you know. I had to make it up to him today.". Lando Norris on winning his first ever F1 race at Miami.
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🚨Fernando Alonso reportedly cannot beat Level 121 in Candy Crush
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🚨 BREAKING: Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya will repaint the colour of turn 15 in honour of Ayrton Senna!
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🚨Carlos Sainz reportedly uses Rewind in Forza Horizon 5
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🚨 | BREAKING: Chelsea have announced the signing of 34 year old defender Sergio "Checo" Perez from Red Bull Salzburg. 🔵🤝
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🚨Sergio Perez reportedly plays on 50% AI in F1 23
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🚨Daniel Ricciardo hit more 3s than Klay Thompson in the past day
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🚨 Lando Norris:. “Usually in my seventh season I win things.”. 👀🏆🔥
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🚨 | Zhou Guanyu says he would have won the title in a McLaren or Red Bull.
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🚨 Tory politician George, Russel is under investigation for placing bets on the election date
🚨 BREAKING: A fifth Tory politician, Russel George, is now being investigated by the Gambling Commission over betting on the election date . [@PippaCrerar].
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Update: He did not get one
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Zhou Guanyu since this comment:.4 points.1 Driver of the Day
🚨 | Zhou Guanyu says he would have won the title in a McLaren or Red Bull.
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🚨 BREAKING: Fernando Alonso WINS the Monaco Grand Prix!. It's his 33rd career win, and the first for Aston Martin. 🔥🔥.
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🚨Josef Newgarden has reportedly crafted a full set of Diamond armour in Minecraft
💎 🙌.
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🚨 Christoph Waltz has been casted as Michael Schumacher for Brad Pitt's "F1" Movie. [@DEADLINE]
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🚨Zhou Guanyu really got overtaken by the medical car
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🚨 Oscar Piastri is now 2 WINS away from passing Charles Leclerc on F1's all time wins list, per @racefansdotnet. 😳
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🟠 McLaren CEO Zak Brown reveals his new tattoo:. "Paddock Love❤️❤️"
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🚨 Lando Norris has become the first McLaren driver to lose the Championship lead since Ayrton Senna (1993). 😳. (via @F1)
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🚨Max Verstappen has ended his Discord Nitro subscription to "lock in" to his 2024 championship campaign
@MSportQuotes Max Verstappen has ended his Discord Nitro Subscription.
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🚨According to insider sources, the most popular team name suggestions currently are. > Red Bull Leeds Racing.> BFFR (Bulls Fuelled For Racing).> Red Badger F1 Team.> Team Senna
🚨 BREAKING: Visa Cash App RB have decided to rename their team again!. "We realised that having 2 teams with the same name was ultimately just too confusing. When I told Yuki he's going to be at RB next year, he thought he was getting promoted for a second!" said Helmut Marko.
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🚨 Liam Lawson is the current favourite to get Red Bull's 2nd seat, per odds makers. - Liam Lawson: -120 .- Yuki Tsunoda: +120.- Valtteri Bottas: +500.- Franco Colapinto: +1200.- Jos Verstappen: +2000.- Daniel Ricciardo: +2000.- Mika Hakkinen: +3500.- Sergio Perez: +5000
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🚨 The Costco Guys and The Rizzler will be present at F1 75 Live at The O2.
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🚨Lance Stroll reportedly rushed town hall 13
@MSportQuotes Lance stroll reportedly has a rushed town hall 13.
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🚨 Flavio Briatore was asked about Team Penske’s penalty situation in Indycar earlier this week:. “I think the penalty situation is simple: you should be disqualified at the very minimum. You shouldn’t cheat and manipulate results of the race. It’s that simple.”. Integrity 🔥🔥
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🚨 Alpine is reportedly disappointed with Jack Doohan's performance and will demote him to F2 until "he improves his driving".
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F1 drivers were asked about some interesting questions in a resurfaced video 💀😭. (via @F1 YouTube)
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🚨 Alpine will be hosting a DNA Test for Mick Schumacher and Jack Doohan next Tuesday to determine their driver lineup next season. Bruno Famin is "not convinced" by Mick Schumacher's laptimes, claiming he might be a Frentzen.
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🚨 Apple Maps has updated the Monaco circuit to include the “George Russell line”. 😅😂. (via @AppleUpdates)
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Max Verstappen does a friendly wave to his best friend Franco Colapinto. 🥰🥰🥰.
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He's switching sides like crazy😭
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OH MY GOD. AUTOSPORT JUST GOT QUOTED 😭😭
Zak Brown on the new season of “Drive to Survive”: . “Senna, Schumacher, Hamilton. ”. “We have now entered the Lando Norris era.”. (via @netflix)
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🚨 Gabriel Bortoleto discusses his move to Sauber. "I grew up watching Stake Sauber F1 team, joining them is a lifelong dream of mine."
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