India could spend trillions and still fail to build one Islamabad.

The only foreign policy visible in Jaishankar's eyes is please don't expose us.

What do you want to know?.

India calls itself the world's largest democracy but runs Kashmir like the world’s largest prison.

Something big is gonna happen to them in September.

Banigala, Islamabad

Indias national nightmare is me :).

That's not garbage, it's Afghans being kicked out of our land. Keep living your fake Afghan fantasy Mehta ji.

The only round India ever won against Pakistan was a dance round in a Bollywood film.

India's national Painting: Paan spit art on every wall.

Keep making cartoons because real life history books don't have an Indian victory page.

Our national animal's stare is so fierce, it looks like it can scan the whole of India along with the failures of its last 100 generations in a single glance.

India's national airport smell is sweat mixed with curry.

Indias national animal is fazal afghandu.

Endiyas nashenal toilet is railway shtashan my phraand. Da phraand of endiya.

India's national colour is brown because everything from their water to their teeth to their politics is stained with it.

Indias real national game is r@pe.

Ever heard of negative marketing? The kind where negativity actually makes the brand go viral and stronger. Thats exactly what India does for us, trying hard to pull us down but only making Pakistan shine brighter. Pakistan is the brand that always wins.

A headless tail still moving just like Fazal Sharma, all noise, no brain.

Tigers eat breakfast on flat land, Markhor climbs where no tiger can even breathe. That is why ours is a survivor, yours is just a zoo attraction. Power is survival.

Dear neighbors, before messing with us, remember the Markhor is our national animal. It climbs where others crawl. Silent, fearless and lethal when challenged.

Picture hi kaafi hai.