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Richard Belzer

@MRbelzer

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Actor, Comedian & Author. Get my NEW book with David Wayne, "Corporate Conspiracies" at Barnes & and independent stores

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@MRbelzer
Richard Belzer
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Don’t worry it’s not tobacco
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This is not what elephants were meant for ! Bitch
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Kim Kardashian rides an elephant oblivious to claims the practice is cruel
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Happy Birthday President Obama and My humble self
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America’s number one sex detective Lt. Olivia Benson!
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Houdini and Daddy floating their cares away
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A rose is a rose is a...
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Happiest birthday to my little sister Mariska Hargitay America's #1 sex detective!
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6 years
Time to wake up and smell the roses!
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Don’t worry it’s not tobacco smoke
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@NYDailyNews Now you tell us?!?
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@MRbelzer
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6 years
Who does this vile bitch pray to?
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Roger Simon
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Kentucky hunter kills rare giraffe in South Africa and she couldn't be prouder. “Prayers for my once in a lifetime dream hunt came true today!" she said. "Spotted this rare black giraffe bull & stalked him for quite a while." Is it wrong to pray that she be eaten by fire ants?
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Richard Belzer
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We are too cool for school!
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5 years
What the Friday bank holiday weekend looks like 🥂
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@LawandOrderSVU1 @warrenleightTV @Mariska Wow! Huge congratulations to a continually captivating show. SVU truly earned all accolades Munch
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@FurFurrrrr Compliment
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My kitchen window is always camera ready!
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My brother from another mother!
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That #Friday Feeling
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Watching The Last Word
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Ari it is literally a watch pocket
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Ari Melber
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That little square pocket inside the jeans pocket, who’s really using it? Or this was a function thing that became a style?
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Even on a sunless day: nature smiles
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Just a man and his dog floating under the gaze of our village’s 12th century cathedral
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6 years
Too cool for school
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#SVU is back on patrol tonight! #SVU20 #SVUPREMIEREDAY
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Richard Belzer
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And Finn!
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You know you're in safe hands when Munch is on the case 🚓
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@POTUS We are gonna miss this beautiful First Family more and more as time goes by...
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'Law & Order: SVU': Richard Belzer returning as Detective Munch via EW. It was great seeing Mariska and Ice-!!!
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My friend for over 40 years is still one of the great stand-ups Happy birthday Rich
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Happy Birthday Richard Lewis ... 71yrs young🎈
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6 years
POOL PARTY!
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Richard Belzer
11 years
America take a good look in the mirror! A black woman gets 20 years for firing a warning shot but demented non-cop can stalk and kill a kid!
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I ‘ve got nothing to say but it’s ok Good morning Good morning!
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7 years
Ms.Reynolds a great true star who adored her fans When on Broadway she would sign every autograph for fans waiting at stage door: Everyone!
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10 years
Chris Meloni is great in #survivingjack
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6 years
@Chris_Meloni Says someone who hasn’t been funny since he was my opening act 30 years ago!
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@MRbelzer
Richard Belzer
10 years
Next time I see Rush Limbaugh I will have my dog shit in my hand and then I will slap his face He is a soulless self loathing nonhuman
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Richard Belzer
5 years
This giant black swan just landed in our pool! Seems friendly!
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@Pontifex True peace is not being afraid of your priest! With all due respect
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10 years
I met Robin Williams 40 years ago in NYC at Catch a Rising Star we became and remained friends I have so many great memories. My heart aches
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10 years
I am off to NYC next week Special Investigator John Munch will be in the season finale of #LawandOrderSVU Can't wait to see my best buddies
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Am I one of the luckiest actors in the world or what? Between my loving fans and an adoring press-I am virtually speechless: #MUNCH FOREVER
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@nbcsvu @nbc A well deserved renewal the fans and critics are thrilled Way to go to the great Mariska and magic supporting cast mates and crew!
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Richard Belzer
11 years
I FEEL SO PRIVILEGED TO HAVE SO MANY CARING FANS...IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME...HONESTLY!
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@kelly_carlin I cherish his memory and dearly miss my friend George
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Houdini and Bebe step brothers
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8 years
Not shaving
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Richard Belzer
7 years
Trump's press conference was like watching a hack comic bombing horribly with his terrible cringe worthy material in a self-deluded stupor!
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Richard Belzer
6 years
So fucking handsome!
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6 years
Can't believe it's Monday already .... at least we have Munch ❤️
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Richard Belzer
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Anyone who supports and votes for Trump will have an "incurable case of political herpes" for the rest of their misguided existence! Sad.
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Bebe resting with the flowers
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A vision in white…
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6 years
Couldn’t agree more!
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6 years
Catching episodes of Law & Order #SVU /Homicide: LOTS and seeing Munch in various stages of wit and sarcasm will forever be one of lifes greatest pleasures ❤️
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This is compassion more than many humans
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This baby elephant needed some help getting out of a river — and the sweetest thing happened 🐘💕
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Dogs don’t lie about love
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#NationalDogDay ..... some favourite picture of RB, Harlee and their precious fur babies ❤️
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Have a seat!
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SVU RENEWED FOR IT'S 16TH SEASON!
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These are my pets!
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@JoeCoolSpivey1 That would be George Bush of course!
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We are fama-ly!
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Flowers are precious!
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Any dog can be saved if done properly
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Someone tied this pit bull to a tree deep in the woods — but luckily a jogger heard her cries and called for help ❤️ (via @TheNYBullyCrew )
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Preparing for Spring!
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@Lawrence @Nordstrom Trump needs to be pushed to do the right thing who has the strongest push these days and in what direction?
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Good planting pays off!
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@WisegirlChris @nbcsvu @JulieMartinSVU @FINALLEVEL @USA_Network It is a civic responsibility to renew Law and Order SVU!
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Dogs make us more human!
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This guy filmed himself reuniting with the dog he lost 3 years ago 😭
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My friend Gary Shandling is gone?!?! He will be more than missed...Genius at comedy and decency Good night sweet prince
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Richard Belzer
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I will drink to that (cough cough)!
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Drinking alcohol is 100 times more dangerous than using marijuana, according to a study.
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Ice T my brotha from a Otha moths!
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Have a great weekend people .... Munch and Fin style #fridayfeeling
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Richard Belzer
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Shot scenes for season finally of SVU it was fantastic to be with Mariska, Kelly Danny and Ice as well as the writers and crew I am blessed
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#SVU RNEWED FOR 16th season is making a lot of people very happy. that makes me happy. Thanks agin to all the great smart fans of #SVU
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"A nation that is afraid to let it's people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of it's people. JFK
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Yes I do!
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#ManCrushMonday Richard Belzer is made of pure charm and deserves the world .... I hope he knows that he is abundantly loved 😍❤️😘
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Richard Belzer
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Deeply saddened by my dear friend the comedic genius Professor Irwin Corey. Adored and respected by his brother and sister comics and fans!
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Spell check genius
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@FINALLEVEL Lookin fly my brotha
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guess what this is
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My other house is in France too!
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Have a seat
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Nice and warm by the wood stove
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Mom’s kisses make me feel loved and safe…I was a “stray” dog who fortunately chose to join our family! Babe is 11!
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Those were the days! Really
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Frankie Pace
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Fun days at the ole Catch A Rising Star I984 Richard Belzer(glasses) Gilbert Gottfried and yours truly
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Orrin Hatch is a slimy lying disgrace whose false outrage is ridiculous and laughable while on his way to Hell. What a hypocrite and liar!
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It is so great for me to see Mariska, my brotha from anotha motha Ice-T, Dann, Danny, Kelli and Dean. We are family all my actors and me!
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I've said it before and I'll say it again the GOP is no longer a political party it is a mental condition!
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7 years
Overcast day
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Eat me!😎
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6 years
Did someone say #NationalChocolateDay ..... Enjoy the day
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Pals! Houdini and Tulip
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I have been in the company of many famous charismatic men in and out of show business for years: Not a single one talks like DT about women!
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5 years
I can hold my drink but how many and for how long?
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5 years
Make mine a large one ... it's that Munch #FridayFeeling ❤️🥂
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Kitchen window
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Hail hail the gang’s all here
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11 years
OK this flood of emotion about Munch is striking a deep chord! I will miss my castmates and crew beyond words. Plus our fans are so classy!
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Cheers my dears
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This Story Should Dominate the News Until Trump Is Sworn In via @Esquire
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@WhatTheFFacts No shit Sherlock
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Richard Belzer
10 years
Tonight Munch returns! In SVU season finale!
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6 years
OK let’s swap beds big doggie in little bed little doggie in big bed
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Late August robust roses!
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Smell these! Please.
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