Matt Somerstein
@MPSomerstein
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A loser in nyc. Follow me on Twitter.
Joined August 2013
can we get some a.i. to pick plastic out of the ocean or do all the robots need to be screenwriters?
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I really don’t understand the regular people that are still climate change deniers. It’s 85 degrees in October, obviously the climate has changed. Why is this so personal for you? Was your grandmother an oil rig?
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AI won’t just replace developers. It will turn everyone into a builder. In this Superhuman AI Podcast episode, watch how @nichochar shows Mocha turning plain English into live, working web apps. Here’s what’s inside: • Building a watercolor avatar app from scratch • Adding
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wild to me that Uncle Ben is not Ben Rice’s nickname. Either way, Let’s go!
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It’s too bad RFK Jr. didn’t try to go against Trump cause it woulda been kinda hilarious to hear Trump shamelessly make fun of the way he talks.
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The Contest episode of Seinfeld but Elaine is trying to hook up with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Everywhere I go they’re playing Linger by The Cranberries. The world is trying to destroy me.
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Attorney from Philly: “Your honor, he threw a hoagie at my client” Attorney from Boston: “Objection your honor, it was a grinder” Judge from New York: “Order order” *angrily bangs hero sandwich on bench*
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Amazing how the real world and my personal world are crumbling at the same time, the synergy!
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would be a great day for one of those “Clintons having people killed” things they were always talking about.
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texting my boys: he woulda been fine if he played it cool texting my gf: imagine if we got exposed…as coldplay fans 🤪 texting my enemy: he reminds me of u bc one day the whole world will know who u really are bozo texting my landlord: leg exploded; need 2 weeks 4 rent
NEW: CEO Andy Byron and HR head Kristin Cabot from Astronomer caught having an affair on the jumbotron at Coldplay’s Boston concert
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been thinking about this moment in Pan's Labyrinth a lot the last few months... no reason why.
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I will never forgive Elon Musk for ruining this app just so no one would see my tweets anymore
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Marjorie Taylor Green is gonna leave politics and become Martha Stewart and we’re all gonna love her.
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Someone put Kokomo as the song on their Brian Wilson ig post
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It’s weird that you can have a blue check to verify it’s you while using a photo of not you
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If they played Pet Sounds straight through on a loud speaker to the ICE agents they’d probably realize this isn’t worth it and go home. No one’s gonna do it but it would work. RIP Brian Wilson.
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