We turned Sunburst into a girl and your children are next.

Source??

fact check

We also wrote the word "gullible" all over your ceilings. Go on. Look. 😈😈😈

NEW SERIES ANNOUNCEMENT! By popular demand, 2027 will bring a NEW generation of My Little Pony with a full reimagining of Friendship is Magic! We hope you're as excited as we are to yank these ponies out of retirement and milk the nostalgia straight into Hasbro's wallets!

We're pretty sure barely any of you are still real on this bot-infested hellscape. You can find us under the same name over where the skies are bluer, and we'll post when the vibes are right. In the meantime, this account will remain mostly abandoned. It was fun.

I've decided 2025 is the Year of Pipp.

Applejack pours the milk in before the cereal.

"Ownership is a myth. Pirate everything." - Applejack

Look! She's cheering you on! You got this! Go, you!

Not a pony, false advertising. 10/10

@MonsterEnergy ayo can we get a check for this

Scrapped episode premise for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic called "Rainbow Stones" where Rainbow Dash drinks Monster Energy and gets kidney stones.

You may be alphabittle, but I'm alphabuilt.

Sweetie Belle is the only character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Describe a nightmare you've had in the replies and we will perform a professional, psychological analysis.

Earth ponies have fat asses.

Applejack is good at farming apples, but she's even better at farming bitches.

just testing something 🥺🥺🥺 like this post if it ends up on your feed?? 🙏🙏 definitely not just farming engagement 💜💜💜

A little-known fact about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is that Twilight Sparkle is in a coma throughout the duration of the show.

Fun fact: Our followers at the other place are eating well with daily posts all the way until the end of November.