Mitch
@MJChamberlain
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Not much of anything really… I collect little shimmery bits of cardboard that make me feel more important than I actually am.
Joined April 2009
Never thought losing someone could be so painful yet it’s been 7 months and I still shed a tear thinking about you everyday.
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Me, when an artist says “please” when asking for photos I took of them.
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To the chick in front of me during “Stay Together For The Kids” I see you, your tears, your hurt. Nothing can be unwritten but you still have the power to write the future. The biggest of love to you queen. ❤️❤️❤️.
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If I’d known it was all in vain, I wouldn’t have gotten up just to fall again.
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🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️.
What are the rules for crying? Like, if the tears didn’t fall, what is that considered? A cry or not a cry. Just trying to keep a tally on how many times this new @BYAMAUS track has got me so far.
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Due to my metabolism I will likely never be plump enough to float in the ocean like a Sea Otter and that makes me sad.
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My fomo means I play pool by myself while 2 of my best friends are passed out on the floor.
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Have you ever focussed so hard on not forgetting them name of the person you just met that you forgot the name of the friend you were introducing them to?.
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RT @brownypaul: 📷: @MJChamberlain .📖: @Briebrebree . Pre-Order a physical copy (until December 21st). Now shipping worldwide. https://t.co….
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People fucking love the idea of honesty. Idea being the operative word.
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If someone could add an extra day to the week that would be dope. Thank you.
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Any just to drive the point home, I don’t even use Spotify… I use Apple Music. 🙃🙃🙃.
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My Spotify wrapped reads “Oh wow, you’re a glutton for emotional punishment. I hope you’re fucking proud of yourself, loser.”.
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Cigarettes are fucked. You can be 2 cars down at the traffic lights and still smell the stinky cunt.
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Package due today is now due tomorrow… after I’ve left the country. Haha Murphy’s law.
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