Matthew Burroughs
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Writer @tehbendotcom | Editor @the_slowrestart | Outreach @fastlap_podcast | Books, Motorsports, PZAZ ENERGY!!!1! Email: tehbenemail @gmail .com
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This is a good thing and it matters a lot but I’ll be DAMNED if that isn’t the most on-brand Richard Childress could ever possibly be, good lord.
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The Piston Cup doesn’t get enough credit for (ordinarily) ending their season at Bristol. Brilliant foresight and scheduling.
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Rockingham 2001, this may be the most depressing non-injury related accident ever.
One damn green flag lap after Daytona.
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Short tracks: “Streaming is killing our track, it’s why no one comes to the race.”
▪️$35 regular show
▪️Bathrooms worse than prisons
▪️8 car feature
▪️Races start 90 minutes late, goes til 3am
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I wanted NASCAR to be unapologetically sexy again, but I didn’t have Riley Herbst being the first one through the wall.
#NASCAR
The party is coming to
@Talladega
for
@NASCAR
with
@rileyherbst
in The
@BeastUnleashed
White Haze No. 36
@Team_FRM
Car!
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Brian Vickers might be one of the weirder stories in NASCAR.
▪️Can’t-miss phenom
▪️One of the most upsetting Cup wins ever
▪️Winning in Cup as a part timer
▪️Laughably reckless at times
▪️Heart condition thing
▪️Married Epstein’s alleged child-rape booker
#NASCAR
Talladega 2006 - Jimmie Johnson and Leader Dale Earnhardt Jr get taken out by Brian Vickers.
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And now, my dearest friends, we spend the next week being shown a now illegal driving move to market a race where we literally won’t be allowed to witness it again.
But still, let’s all take a look a what he did, one more time.
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Remember Blaine Perkins’ bad crash and Fox cut to commercial? Well, NBC when confronted with a bad crash didn’t go to a replay BUT they kept on air and talked about what happened.
THAT is the correct response.
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Alex Bowman isn’t the best in the business (yet), but to call a 4 win season guy a “hack” shows a disconnect with reality. Get a grip Hamlin.
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FINALLY Clint Bowyer politely (in his way) tells Danica Patrick that this isn’t IndyCar.
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NBC: extremely informative graphics and animations to show exactly how air moves into and through the new type of Cup car.
Fox: uhhhh BRAKES ARE BIGGER NOW STOPPIN’ BIGGER YALL!
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Guy: “Why you gonna suspend a driver for liking a meme? Soft ass woke shit time to bud light nascar”
Same guy a few weeks ago: “I saw one of Bubba Wallace’s fingers for half a second he should be suspended for life.”
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Someone said this Chase Elliott car number is 900 and now I can’t unsee it. Love the scheme tho.
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Denny Hamlin:
Last time at Martinsville- calls Bowman a hack
This time at Martinsville- loses a free pass battle to Michael McDowell while trying to spin him out
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“Kurt Busch was actually driving Bubba’s car by remote control” is my favorite one so far. That’s the thinking man’s troll.
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A man claiming to be a NASCAR Tech Inspector “Coss Rhastain” quickly spoke to the press after the disqualifications of Denny Hamlin and Kyle Busch.
“The uhhhh, front…facial thingy…is very bad, very very bad.”
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What Chris Rock said: “Can’t wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2.”
What Twitter seems to think Chris Rock said: “nice hair disease you bald bitch, bet your husband won’t even defend your ass.”
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Matt Kenseth has what it takes to be an every race commentator. This three person booth could really work, Matt’s personality brings Clint Bowyer down to a manageable level rather than try to match his high energy.
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Hailie Deegan is expected to announce 2023 racing plans tomorrow.
The smart money seems to be saying she’s likely to move up to xfinity, possibly for a Stewart Haas backed entry such as a Bobby Dotter SS Greenlight car like Cole Custer won with at Fontana.
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I agree that looks scary as hell and I hope R&D takes a hard look at it, but a lot of people seem to think the two sides of the cage are the same.
That’s just not true.
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I hope Noah Gragson gets some good people in his corner for fitness and conditioning before he has to race Cup full time next year. Easy for my fat ass to say here on the couch, but it worries me seeing him like this.
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Dale Jarrett stated on the broadcast that he had a concussion at Kansas where the impact was so bad he “lost 5 days of his memory.”
Jarrett did not miss a single race in 2001.
The next gen car didn’t invent this problem, we just react differently.
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Kyle Busch, one of the greatest of all time, is driving a fucking shopping cart out there.
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The Carson Hocevar post crash audio is pretty disturbing, and with the video shows some complacency on crash procedure that needs addressing.
I don’t know if the window net down as seemingly a “everything’s ok, take your time no rush” signal is appropriate anymore.
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Kyle Busch should get out of the 18 and get in the 8 to relief drive for Reddick. Please give me this chaos.
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Danica Patrick would thrive in a two person booth. She’s a soft target because of her NASCAR career but you don’t need to be a great driver to do this. Put her with ONE strong play by play announcer that can also dish some analysis and it could work.
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Carson Hocevar and JR Motorsports have apparently been talking about being together for 2023, I wonder if that’s a done deal yet given the Noah Gragson news.
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@robelliott6
@bobpockrass
Seeing that pic might help someone make a better decision on the road someday. Can’t hide everything for comfort’s sake.
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When one F1 Pirelli tire blows, it’s an international incident. When 63 Goodyears blow in one NASCAR weekend, it’s big bowl of “tough shit” for the teams. This is becoming unacceptable in today’s context.
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Picture it: Daytona, last race before the playoffs. 15 different winners, but Truex still without one. A persistent lightning storm passes by just after halfway during pit stops.
Austin Dillon stays out, wins the race, makes the playoffs. Martin Truex Jr does not.
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Actually let me go ahead and say this, and please please please take my advice, but this is not the time for a Ty Gibbs joke.
I’m being flat square honest, delete the tweets and take a deep breath. Do it now, trust me.
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“Driving kinda rough out there you think?”
“Well to think of me let’s first consider Jesus Christ the Savior and…”
Ty Gibbs needs a PR overhaul in the worst fucking way. We need a complete rebuild for 2023.
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I’m often considered something close to a Chase Elliott fan but this is pretty funny.
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If Ross Chastain is going to “get what’s coming to him” then just fucking do it, stop the idle threats over the radio, fellas.
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Kyle Busch winning a points race before any Joe Gibbs Racing car this year means everything.
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There’s a lot going on here with Kyle and Samantha Busch….and yet my eye is immediately drawn to JH Nemechek. The innocent glee in his face as his employer looks like a loading screen from Grand Theft Auto.
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In case anyone really cared... Here's about an hour of checking North Carolina PEANUT BUTTER registration data for full-time
#NASCAR
Cup Series drivers.
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Looking forward to Rick Allen explaining the Daniel Hemric hauler situation in mind meltingly slow and deliberate detail
Rick: “The car…STRANDED IN TEXAS, they had to get ANOTHER HAULER…”
Burton: “ya gotta have the car at the track”
Steve: “that is so true, Jeff”
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That 34 Iwuji team really concerns me. This shouldn’t be happening with the money and effort supposedly at play here.
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Notice how Rutledge Wood not being a part of NASCAR broadcasts made the broadcasts 100% better?
Hope he’s doing well with his new tv shows, I think all parties came out better for it.
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Jeffrey Earnhardt driving for Dale Jr would be 99.9% commercialization, merch, and pure unadulterated sponsorship mugging…but fuck it let’s go for it.
Jeffrey to the 8.
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It’s not 100%, but I’ve noticed a great deal of the suggestions for shorter length Cup races come from people that don’t pay their own money to go to races. Just a thought.
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HEARTBREAK! Both Newgarden and Ericsson are forced to pit out of turn 4 and Santino Ferrucci is the Indy 500 winner for AJ Foyt! What a turn of events!!!
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Jordan Anderson made a choice when confronted with a dire situation. He made a choice to disengage and get out of the truck like that and I’m glad it didn’t turn into an immediate tragedy, but man that was close to one.
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Richard Childress grew up dirt poor and has been a remarkable philanthropist alongside his success, but I can only imagine him as a boy selling peanuts at Bowman Gray dreaming of the day he could rightly say,
“I am donating 1 million bullets.”
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So there’s been rumblings out there about RCR being for sale, probably one of those “everything’s for sale” type things but still…
Dale Jr. buying RCR whole-ass a la Trackhouse seems like one of those things so perfect that it just needs to happen.
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Paraphrase from Austin Hill: sure am tired of getting roughed around by Sheldon Creed, time to get a teammate who will race me clean, like
J E S S E L O V E.
You usually have to pay good money to see standup comedy like that.
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The Championship 4 when I started watching NASCAR
the championship 4 when I started watching NASCAR
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There’s only one name on the lips of the world to fill the Kaulig 31 Cup car for 2024:
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I just wish Ron Hornaday was the NASCAR Cup series pace car driver. The real ones know.
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Having Twitter monetized for the higher level engagement accounts is only going to make things more annoying around here. Exhibit A:
Btw I don’t care how rich or popular you are, “professional” content creators can shut the right fuck up about employment.
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I’ve got a HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART LIKE A TRUCK
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Brandon Brown out qualifies his family car (68 car driven by Kris Wright) by about 7 tenths driving the Live Fast number 5.
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*2024*
Hailie Deegan does well: “ah you see? just needed that xfinity ride, this is the series for her”
Hailie Deegan doesn’t do well: “well what do you expect driving for that shit clown team. She needs the 10 car in Cup to see what she can do!”
Rinse, Repeat.
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Did we really think this was the kind of guy that was going to fist fight over a race win?
Find me a better aesthetic than young Tyler Reddick, you can’t. The hair, the TMac shirt, the I ❤️ Boobies bracelet…it’s all here.
#NASCAR
@TylerReddick
(Pic via NSP Facebook).
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Active NASCAR drivers that are unquestioned Hall of Famers based on the current unspoken metrics of the HOF:
Kyle Busch
Kevin Harvick
Denny Hamlin
Brad Keselowski
Kurt Busch
Martin Truex Jr
Joey Logano
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This team won a million dollars last night.
Photo Credit: Brian Bouder in 2011
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With all this Chastain stuff, my point is how short our collective memory really is.
Harvick is considered a man of quiet dignity rn while it’s not even 1 full year since he drove head on into the fence after trying to ruin Chase Elliott’s season. We all move on.
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For you Kyle Busch fans (like
@daltongood18
) here’s the full interview with KB after his heat win, complete with F bomb near the end.
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So we had zero Rick Allen and zero Rutledge Wood (I think) on the Cup broadcast today? No wonder I felt relaxed the whole day.
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Kimi was only brought back to NASCAR because of his excellent interview skills.
Watkins Glen needs a mandatory two driver interview panel of Kyle Busch and Kimi Raikkonen right after the race. 1st interviewer to get a 5+ word answer wins a million bucks.
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Truth be told I never forgave Chase Elliott for his disparaging remarks about Lightning McQueen at the end of his career.
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This is from a few years ago of course, but it’s always a THING with “intellectual” people.
Last category on the board, avoided like the plague, but yet they got every question right.
Stock car racing is in the fabric of our culture, we just don’t all admit it.
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Missed it by a day, but happy belated Natalie Decker/Spencer Boyd hat toss day to all who celebrate.
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Rumor gaining traction on Facebook saying Bubba Wallace and Kyle Busch will essentially switch cars next year. You don’t need me to tell you it’s fake, but…yeah.
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“I’m too swole for this seat, check my gains” might be one of the best shit talking moments in NASCAR history from Tyler Reddick (not a direct quote).
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*the 1 car still siding down the banking at speed*
Dale Jr: “SO HERES THE FUCKING GOD DAMN THING ABOUT SAM MAYER…”
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Per Noah Gragson’s Snapchat, he purchased some Jesse Iwuji merchandise after Portland, and that’s pretty fucking incredible.
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If you needed a bigger indicator that Matt Crafton’s NASCAR career is reaching its sunset.
#NASCAR
EXCLUSIVE:
@Nicksanchez080
involved in a post race fight after Talladega.
#NASCAR
#NASCARPlayoffs
📹
@WyattGametime
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Come on, Mike Wallace. I’d like to say I’d expect better but, you know…
Seriously I don’t care about his politics I just expect better from an actual NASCAR guy.
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Dumbasses: “NASCAR got no business with rap music aint a single real person in nascar like rap music we all hate it!”
Also dumbasses: “We need more people like Mark Martin in NASCAR.”
If you know, you know.
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HOL UP.
Is “The King” from the Cars movie based on “The King” Richard Petty of NASCAR fame???
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The salt of this statement made me realize we’re soon to have Tyler Reddick free to express his opinion…on politics and everything else.
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A deleted tweet from Max Papis (a board member for LiveStrong) states that Sherry Pollex had passed away after a long battle with cancer.
I’d imagine it was deleted not as a factual issue but a personal one as that may not be public yet, but a sad situation regardless.
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If it weren’t for Ken Schrader’s 4 wins with Hendrick, HMS would only have 265 wins. Thus, Ken Schrader is the greatest NASCAR racer of all time. It’s simple if you think about it.
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So while NASCAR mulls the likely penalties for Bubba Wallace (car as a weapon, playoff driver damage, on-track confrontations), it’s possible next week we could see 100% of a Cup team in 23XI use replacement drivers (JHN in 45 maybe?).
Has that ever happened before?
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Found a meme that would probably make 99% of race fans mad, no matter what they think of anyone involved. I love it.
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I don’t give a fuck how angry you are that was unacceptable from Kyle Busch. Blowing through cones to the garage and sending people diving out of the way. Get your fucking head right.
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It’s too easy to say “NEXT GEN CAR BAD” with Noah Gragson’s crash. The angle and speed of this one would have been nasty in any generation of NASCAR.
Before we had these lofty expectations it used to be “oh good he only has a concussion.”
Racing is not safe.
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I’m just gonna straight up not believe the first team that “officially” announces signing Kyle Busch for 2023.
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Looks like some really cool repurposing of Furniture Row Racing equipment, amazing!
#NASCAR
Watch a paralyzed man use a microchip implanted in his brain to drive a race car
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*Blood running down face, can’t see out of left eye, nose broken*
“I RATHER DISLIKE YOU SIR! I SAY TO YOU, I PROTEST! WE SHALL MEET AGAIN AT HOMESTEAD AND I SHALL BEST YOU IN SPIRITED NON-VIOLENT COMPETITION. I BID YOU GOOD DAY!”
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Golly, Bubba Wallace wins a cup race and Facebook is down. This might be the worst day ever for some people…
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