Looking for two face value tickets for Oasis at Wembley tonight! Four would be even better. No scammers please lads thanks x

I for one am glad that Greg Wallace has been cancelled because I've always found him to be a loud mouthed, irritating, detestable cunt.

Mate. I met The Dandy Warhols at my work today, I see them and The Black Angels tonight. I film a session with The Black Angels at work tomorrow. I see both bands again on Saturday. This time last year I hit the worst depression of my life - amazing how things turn around innit.

Utterly outrageous that @TicketmasterUK are able to get away with this on the @oasis tickets? All this talk of cutting out touting and then they do this. Disgusting behaviour and I hope someone does something about it. “In demand” ticket prices should absolutely be illegal.

Arrive at work tomorrow morning

Mate this is wild, we got an Oasis reunion before GTA 6

My best friends are either getting married or having babies. Me? I’m in bed at 10:45 in the morning looking for bean bags on eBay.

Basically - tell your friends you love them. It’s nice to hear and it’s nice to say. I love my friends more than anything.

Mad to think I’ve been living in London for almost a year now. Moving down then dealing with one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to handle and the deep depression that came with it lasting months - I can safely say my friends saved me. I’m lucky. I’m happy. Life’s good.

I personally cannot WAIT for the police to nab all the looters from Saturday. Imagine getting arrested for stealing Crocs and bath bombs.

Set of racist cunts trying to show everyone how bad Islam is by setting fire to cars and looting shops. Tear gas the vermin.

Let me tell you - I am having the BEST night smashing in the memes ya kno.

I really, really fancy a White Russian.

It is absolutely outrageous that Little Simz didn’t headline Glastonbury this year. She’s fucking outstanding.

Who forgot to put the fresh AA’s in SZA’s mic?

There is never a time when it’s acceptable to play music out loud from your phone on a bus. Never.

Got to hang out with my buddy tonight x

The people I work with have no business being as brilliant as they are. How have I gotten this lucky?

I think it’s about time I rewatch Band of Brothers.

I forget every year how depressed I get near my birthday, particularly the day before. I hate birthdays.