it’s my birthday btw. send cake?

man stink……

i should be a model scout but for gay twitter like i can see the most average looking guy on the street and just know he would go insanee on gay twitter i have the eye for it.

i can never trim my bush properly myself is anyone like an expert at that.

they hate to see a top get a little silly

any ideas for non embarrassing instagram grid posts when you don’t go anywhere or do anything and only take post gym mirror selfies.

wegmans was completely out of nonfat plain greek yogurt so i had to buy REDUCED FAT FLAVORED GREEK YOGURT i’m crashing out.

gay guys will send you nudes you didn’t ask for then in 100% seriousness say ok your turn :).

i will keep tweeting about twink cum dumpsters

50 year old man wearing friendship bracelets smoking a vape and walking a dog wearing an emotional support vest oh i’m sure.

my closest girlfriend (straight, married) texting me this…

what is zohran’s plan for the fact that every restaurant and coffee shop in new york city is essentially a dog park.

bush

wearing loose underwear and basketball shorts to the gym is like yayyy my dick’s out.

nothing to say about the album but guys posting thirst traps and calling themselves man’s best friend is working on me tbh.

just committed several gym faux pas (took a work call, smelled bad) and i do feel a little bad about it.

i’ve made some of my hottest mutuals through months of reply guying until they gave in and followed back it’s actually a really beautiful example of the will of the human spirit.

saw a hot guy on the subway with a dog sitting at his feet and was so relieved when i realized someone else was holding the leash.

new tattoos healing yayyy

twitter is the perfect place to find out the boy from instagram you thought was shy and quiet is actually a feral cumdump.