Being "Jr." or "the Second" is the real life equivalent of having to put numbers after a username.

Wedding rings are the 'do not disturb' signs for the dating world.

Water can drown you, freeze you, burn you, and even cut you, yet you still need it to live

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 9 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

Rain sounds are loud yet give calming effect.

It's strange how a flat moon conspiracy isn't more popular since we only ever see one side.

If your food says "Enjoy" at the end of the cooking instructions, you can't complain to the company if you didn't like it, since you technically didn't follow the instructions.

413 days as our champion, give this woman the respect she deserves. Thank you @WWE_MandyRose ❤️

Stephen 'tWitch' Boss, the famed DJ on Ellen Degeneres' talk show, is dead ... and TMZ has learned it appears to be a suicide.

Forever Batman.

Rest in peace, our Dark Knight @RealKevinConroy You defined the Batman for an entire generation and Gotham will never be the same.

We are shocked and saddened about the sudden passing of Aaron Carter. Sending prayers to the Carter family. Rest in peace, Aaron ❤️

#BREAKING Authorities have confirmed that the body of missing Selma woman, Jolissa Fuentes, has been found. https://t.co/7kBRCXlkWk

The Fresno State marching band has been invited to the Rose Parade that will take place January 2 in Pasadena. This event is well known as a New Year’s Day tradition for millions of people around the world. GO, DOGS! @FSBMB @Fresno_State https://t.co/xEhBjf9VNa

Fresno State ranked No. 36 in the @monthly 2022 National University Rankings of colleges and universities that best serve the country in the areas of social mobility, research and public service! 🏆 See how we also ranked in Best Bang for the Buck: https://t.co/Mx2bdURKQW

The Los Angeles Lakers are in advanced talks on a trade to acquire Utah Jazz guard Patrick Beverley for Talen Horton-Tucker and Stanley Johnson, sources tell ESPN. Deal could be finalized as soon as Thursday.

There's a very high chance that most of us will never use a physical copy of the dictionary for the rest of our lives ever again

You don’t really own your money it’s just your turn with it

Sources: NBA’s 2022 Christmas Day schedule: Bucks at Celtics 76ers at Knicks Suns at Nuggets Lakers at Mavericks Grizzlies at Warriors

The first Lakers-Clippers game of the 2022-23 NBA season is scheduled for Oct. 20 at https://t.co/lur8Hbuv0r Arena, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. LeBron James-Anthony Davis vs. Kawhi Leonard-Paul George again for first time since Dec. 22, 2020.