Martin Akulimu
@MAkulimu
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5 years old - Dad knows everything! 7 years old - Dad knows. 10 years old - Maybe Dad doesn’t know?! 12 years old - Dad doesn’t know. 14 years old - Dad's gone crazy! 16 years old - Can’t take Dad seriously. 18 years old - What does dad know?! 22 years old - Dad's
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Look at these next four games. Just look at them: ✅ West Ham (18th) ✅ Wolves (20th) ✅ Leeds (16th) ✅ Burnley (19th) We are playing the bottom of the barrel. 🚮 If Rosenior-ball is for real, we should be walking away with 12 points and a massive boost to our Goal Difference.
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MY EXPERIENCES WITH JOFRI SINCE 2017 As I start the year I spent a little while revisiting the experience I had working with Rigathi Gachagua; right from when we were elected as 1st term Jubilee MPs, and what our first fallout immediately after we got into office was. Then I
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Raila Odinga did not call a national delegates convention before he had the HandChieth with despot Uhuru Kenyatta on March 9, 2018, nor did he do so when he betrayed the GenZs and formed the Broad-Based Monstrosity in 2024. Winnie Ager, Raila Ager, Ida Amolo Ager, Sifuna, Oburu
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I went through the old 7-4-2-3 system of education . My 7 years in Primary School and my 4 Secondary School years were in Day Schois in Gatundu. I first met a Luhya, Somali, Luo , Kisii, Kalenjin and Giriama during my 2 years A-Levels at Thika High School. I first saw a Turkana
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How I wish everyone appreciate President Ruto the way many of us do.
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Just met some Liverpool fans walking alone home. Take heart. A wise woman once said most talk, but the wise collect 3 points. From me, Caicedo, Estêvão and a fully recovered Palmer after seeing that second goal, it’s goodnight. 💙 See you Monday for the interactive Q&A right
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In the absence of Raila Odinga at the Dalmas Otieno burial ceremony, the honours fell on his elder brother Dr Oburu Oginga, to represent the House of Jaramogi. There're things we're learning for the first time, and then there's the 2027 elections. Don't say he didn't say.
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When you burn Kenya, remove William Ruto and overthrow the constitution — ANARCHY reigns — KDF takes over. Kenya becomes a FAILED military state. Go slow, wait for 2027.
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Nyeri town MP, Hon. Mathenge: At what point did Gachagua realise we are fools? I want to remind him, I was the first Chief of Staff under his brother's administration in Nyeri County. I know things he did in Nyeri County when his brother was on a hospital bed. Let him not try to
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The Making of a Dictator 1. Governor Irungu Kangata, no matter how hard you work for Muranga people, as long as you do not follow me you will be a one term Governor 2. I will personally interview all candidates seeking Disteict Commissioners Party tickets to weed out
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Dissecting Kalonzo Musyoka in a very simple way.. Exposing Rigathi Gachagua with hard facts..
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This man Kimani Ichung'wah... 1. The only MP to be elected unopposed in modern day Kenya 2. The best performing MP for 3 consecutive terms...Kikuyu Constituency ni kama Yurop. 3. The defacto leader of MP from Murima ambaye hawajui bei ya uoga 4. One of the very few leaders
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No nonsense Mike Makarina putting the Mathirian villager, aka Rigathi Gachagua, where he belongs. Makarina, finya kabisa. Gachagua is behaving like a WOMAN who was DUMPED; instead of MOVING ON, he's on the streets LYING that the MAN was WEAK in BED. Was he silent while in GOVT?
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Tanzanians are admiring Kenya due to the lower cost of living as compared to their country! The cost of basic household commodities is 40% cheaper in Kenya than in Tanzania! Both sugar and cement are cheaper in Kenya than in Tanzania. Kenya vs Tanzania
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