I don't usually do requests, but....

Anyone else noticed that Reiss only talks in clichés? I bet that his wedding vows are: "The fact of the matter is,when all is said and done at the end of the day,failure is not an option.But I'm not putting all my eggs in one basket. You are the weakest link. Goodbye." #mafsuk

Are John and Abi in some kind of cult? If not, they probably should be. #mafs #mafsuk #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

Leo: "April has emotionally clocked out of this. I have literally tried everything." Not EVERYTHING, Leo.... Time to bust out the hot dogs! She will be wetter than an otter's pocket. #mafs #mafsuk #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

#mafs #mafsuk #MAFSUK2025 Ashley: "I have tried talking to Joe. I am stuck between a rock and a hard place." He's not wrong....

Leo needs to strap his big boy pants on and bust out 300 hot dogs. After watching that, April will be dripping like a fucked fridge. #mafs #mafsuk #MAFSUK2025 #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

Abigail and John make me feel like I have dementia. Every time they pop up on screen, it makes me think "Wow - forgot about these bland bastards" #mafs #mafsuk #MAFSUK2025 #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

Nelly says that Julia-Ruth being attracted to Steven has made her insecure? Mate - If 'insecure' was a place, Nelly would live there. Not only that, but she would be the sodding Mayor. #mafs #mafsuk #MAFSUK2025 #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

Joe should take indefinite leave from the show. It would just be hilarious if the rest of the season includes a random, solo, crying Geordie woman at every gathering. #mafs #mafsuk #MAFSUK2025

Divarni "I have definitely been disrespected. I won't be disrespected again" Yeah - you only get 6,781 chances with Divarni. But on the 6,782nd time? Get in the sea. #mafs #mafsuk #MAFSUK2025

It would be great if Divarni could just stand up for himself. Whilst everyone feels sorry for him, he should have the balls to stand up, raise his hands and say "Don't have sympathy. I've been banging the shitter off of that for the last 4 weeks" #mafsuk #mafs

I feel a bit sorry for Leo. He can't really be himself because April is constantly judging him. Oh, and because he is a flannel. #mafsuk #mafs #marriedatfirstsight #marriedatfirstsightuk

Ashley SHOULD use humour in his relationship. Ashley: "Knock knock" Grace: "Who's there?" Ashley: "Go fuck yourself. Dick." #MAFSUK #MAFS #MAFSUK2025

But.... Grace IS a dick.... #mafsuk #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

Leisha: "I've had past relationships where this has never been a problem!" Umm... so all of your exes are fine with you drunkenly chatting up other men whilst covered in sick on a plane? So tell me - why are you single again? #mafsuk #mafs #marriedatfirstsight

Paul: "Leisha and Reiss are unable to communicate their feelings" Mate - Leisha and Reiss can only communicate with grunts. #mafsuk #mafs #marriedatfirstsight #marriedatfirstsightuk

Nelly IS needy. I mean, imagine expecting your husband not to go to the pub all day when you have broken your rib. Stop suffocating the poor fella, love.... #mafsuk #mafs #marriedatfirstsight #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

Sarah has played a blinder this series. Slagged Dean off from the start. Realised that everyone would think that she is a twat. So then she overcompensated by giving Dean false hope. And everyone thinks she is a twat. She should've just left day 1... #mafsuk #mafs

Reiss has had 6 boxing matches and won all of them. Still, he must have taken a fair few blows to the head though, right?.... #MAFSUK #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

I have done an in-depth psychological profile of Leigh and I have worked out why she is getting so annoyed all of the time. It is because she is a miserable bastard. #MAFSUK #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

I wonder what Sarah will think of Reiss.... Tattoos ✔️ Muscles ✔️ Thicker than a walrus baguette ✔️ She will probably wipe it up his leg. #MAFSUK #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightuk