Matt Davidson
@MACDavidsonMK
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Milton Keynes, England
Joined December 2009
My dream job is to be the person who decides the chilli rating on food.
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3 hours kip and awake for the football. Couldn’t take a chance on this game taking 5 hours to finish.
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One of my biggest regrets in life is deleting tiger woods from my phone.
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Woman in here has a blue badge and doesn’t need to pay for parking. Because she has a hearing aid. Mental.
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Absolute fucking joke. 6 and half hours of waiting with a 7 month old. Not even had any treatment.
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I just dodged a bird shit. Reflexes like a fucking ninja.
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RT @stillgray: A Palestinian was overexcited that Tel Aviv was being bombed that he got hit by a car.
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I can never be bothered to do band practice. But when I’m in the room and everything is sounding great then I fucking love it.
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I always said I’d get Luis in Milton Keynes and I bloody have.
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Sometimes people are really nice for no reason. I like that.
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Biggest game in club rugby and I have to watch it in fucking Welsh.
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