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Two interesting facts about me. 1) My knob is the same length as two Argos pens 2)I'm banned from Argos.

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9 years
Excuse me!
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Watching an old Taskmaster. “Rosalind is a fucking nightmare”
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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Goodnight you arseholes.
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RT @jazzyg2005: I do love how Liz Hurley is keeping as far away from everyone as she possibly can and just taking the fee #theinheritance h….
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RT @TheOtherRobMoss: “Does anyone want to vote for Zara?” #theinheritance
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A baby has died of whooping cough. That’s tragic.
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Why did they march to the council offices on a Sunday? . #BellHotel.
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Matt is basically a LinkedIn AI character. He only talks in business terms. #TheInheritance.
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“I DID LAZIK”
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Zara’s Joutfit is annoying me. It’s giving Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears circa 2001. #TheInheritance.
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Keep Zara in.
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Rinder is no good at this.
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Zara and Matt are getting on my nerves. They have got to be plants. #TheInheritance.
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“I’m in a motion right now. Shut up” . #TheInheritance
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I can’t say Matt is really annoying as some clever twerp will QT and say something like “we’ve all been saying it for years” . #theinheritance.
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Rob Rinder isn’t very likeable imo.
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This is definitely nothing like Traitors. #Inheritance.
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Going to make myself a cup. of camomile tea before settling down to watch Inheritance at 9pm. Apparently the farmers are only in the first episode.
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I’ve genuinely been crying with laughter at Pooz’s reply with that gif, for 5 minutes.
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When you’ve got Villa away at 7 but have to be singing The Boys are Back in Town at 10.
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RT @Beigerevenge: She’s retrained as an osteopath!.
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