Bitches never look like bitches.

If #Swayman doesn’t get a significant raise after this game.. damn… #bruins #bostonbruins #NHLBruins #NHLPlayoffs2024 #hockey

Still waiting for someone to pay off my student loans.. lmk if anyone is looking.. #CharityFairy #fundraising #school #degree #money #studentloan #debt #college #bachelorsdegree

Is twitter even still a thing?

Idk, maybe these ‘younger’ generations after us Millennials - need an emo phase. You can’t grow unless you grow through what you go through #emokid #Millennials #generation #culture #music #emotions

First Thanksgiving as Mr& Mrs. Also, only took me 5mos to (officially) change my name 😂🙌🏼 #HappThanksgiving #TurkeyDay #married #turkey #Thanksgiving #dessert

Should prob start using this more 🤦🏼‍♀️

https://t.co/DgJt8JZm12

Ya’ll 2023 is the year of #selfcare , my freaking #wedding & the #SuperBowl #halftimeshow where @rihanna killed it! #Rihanna seriously.. speechless

Find me a dog happier than this 😂🙌🏼 #sullyspam #sully #snowday #snow #Maine #mainewinter #lab #charcoal #dog #doggo #ruff #bark #January2023 #january #blizzard #WeatherForecast

Not even close to plowed. #mainewinter #maine #snow

Seeing people from high school post they’re introverted.. makes me feel I must’ve been considered ‘mute’ - b/c all these ‘introverted individuals’ are the ‘popular’ individuals I envied, &saw as flawless… I couldn’t even raise my hand in class. #introvert #shyAF #AnxiousPeople

Literally, only butter I purchase now. #katesbutter #mainebutter #maine #butter

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Just binging the Harry Potter series

Best #halloween movies? Tell me your faves 🙌🏼🎃 #spookyseason #Halloween2022

Well, working all weekend definitely kicked my butt. I feel my age and then some. 😴💤💤

the sweetest thing said to me today: Sam, thank you for making me feel comfortable. I feel so much better now that we’ve talked. Thank you for listening. #socialwork #kindness #smile

I can’t help but laugh. They’re best good friends #HopOnPop #DrSeuss #lab #Labrador #silverlab #charcoallab #yorkie #Yorkshire #terrier #dogsoftwitter #sully #sullyspam #luna #PuppyDogPals

Poppers in the new oven.. I’m obsessed 😍 #samsung #smartoven #lowes #airfryer #foodies #delicious