Every tweet I read makes me feel like I need a canned tweet that just says "I'm so glad I live in Wyoming" and I'll just randomly retweet myself into oblivion like 69x a day until I have 0 followers.

Dins

And yes there is a sleeping baby in my lap while I call the refinery guys.

I'm working on maternity leave bc I like my customers and they're busy af because they actually do hard work every day all day, and they need us to support them. It feels good when it all comes together.

RT @sethmpk: NYC subway stations are full of vacant spaces, so they’re started letting artists use them. Now we have Dinosaur Bodega https:….

Have had this in my head for two days now. Time to play it for my boy.

Rodeo gal this evening

New mom fear unlocked - clubfoot.

My newborn is entirely unbothered and you're worried about the paint job on your Infiniti 🫠.

People pulled over on the side of the road or driving slowly with their hazards on during a Colorado hailstorm .🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡.

Happy Fourth of July

What to make?

Allman brothers : hell yeah . That is all.

Pools and lakes count as baths for children in the summer, yes?.

Leaving your grandparents house like

I don't believe anyone was questioning Dr Huxtables parenting skills, just all the other stuff he got up to.

Home, but not quite at home.

Returned a sales call on speakerphone bc baby was fed, relaxed, quiet, and he proceeded to load a diaper pretty darn good. Wonder what that man might be thinking of me lol.

RT @starsmoonandsun: You don’t have to convince anyone of anything find the people that are in vibrational alignment with you and live in p….

Kind of sad when cashiers at places won't even allow you to be kind and polite to them. Like let me at least try!!! 😭.

Do you know who Quincy Jones is:.