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I thoroughly disapprove duels!..⚠ If a man should challenge 🆚me..I would take him kindly and Forgivingly by the hand lead him to a quiet place and kill him🚮™
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Age 13 : I want to be a doctor
Age 25: Both teams to score and over 2.5😂🤣
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" second half leye ko pele lotlhe ketla defend kele one"😭😭
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These coconuts kids are a Problem. I went to a friend's house, knocked and asked: "Papa Gago o kae?" she went Into the house shouting: "Daddy a Guy who Speaks your Language is at the Door" 😭💔
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Telkom will give you 50GB for R5 but you need a helicopter to access the network 🚁
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Attempted Hijack at Ga-Rankuwa Zone 1 Gun Point... I will fight nna till I die.. they took my car keys manage to over power the one with gun.. This is the 6th time😣😣 kill me already tuu
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That moment when you enter the interview room and your English whispers to you: "you will find me outside" . 😭
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Those who once caught cheating they wont enjoy skeem saam with their family😂🤣
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Him: O dula le mang ko o dulang teng?
Her: My parents
Him: O trainer le bona?
Her: Bo mang?
Him: Ma-Pirates ao?
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When her body says "Masijole" but her face says "ebsuku"😂😂😂
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Stop posting in Zulu. Si batla go tlheka Mara ga re nizwi gore le thini.💔💔
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Pregnant lady needed for hire R850 to act as a dramatic main chick, someone doesn't wanna leave my house here 🙄
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Traffic department ya Mafikeng e worse, gaena eye test baya le wena kontle ba be bare waebona Mmabatho stadium?😭
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No more renting ❤️
No more your guest parked on my parking💯🤣
No more lower your music 🎶 😏
No more perdition signatures💯🙏
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Let's be honest, Studio 88 is a tavern that sells clothes🔥😂😂✋💔
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Having a woman with a car
Advantage:
She can come anytime
Disadvantage:
She can come anytime
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A person who cooks Tin Fish without doing an Operation first🚩🚩🚩🚩
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So the money I worked hard for ,for 4 weeks Wena you need it urgently...
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“O tsamaya neng”
“Kaosane”
“No kera motlakase, wena kao khapa nou”
😂😂
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Boroko ba after Sex 🍆🍑💦 ga bo batle o na le ngwanyana o utswang🙄
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🐕: Woof woof!!!
🛌: Fotsek Wa rasa
🐕: Mosadi o fologa polo stlaela
😂😂
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Joburg off ramps are the worst.If you miss an off ramp you can only make a u-turn in Bloemfontein 😭
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Let's confuse ma 2k😂😂 I will start with a picture
Mine:
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Dear : Zeerust /Mafikeng/ Vryburg etc
The reason why your father ain't coming home from Rusternburg mines 😭
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A prisoner is more free than a man who has promised a woman money....
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A little a Thread😂😂
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It started like " Ref ntlogele ke nyobe so se"
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15 cows🐄 for one pussy🍑😕
I'll rather fuck my cows✋😏
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Driver : Sesi O Fologa Kae?
Her : Tshwara Phone O Bolele Le Bae😌😌
BAE : Busetsa Mothoo Renkeng Mosadi Oteng.
🙆😑😴😂😂😂
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At Black people's funeral, they will serve you the same high blood pressure food that killed the deceased.😢
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Gone are the days when football was watched by cheering fans.... Nowadays it's watched by terrified gambIers!!!😂🤣
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Ko Botswana R1 Ke pula
I'm Sure R100 Ke Sefako 1 Million Ke Matlakadibe😂😂
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O Reke Tazz Ka R15 000 Bago Loye Okreye Accident😭😢
RAF Egofe 15million O Reke Benz Banye nyii😂😂
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YOU dump me😕 I pass By your House With a speaker🔉🔊playing your Voice notes😂😂😂
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King monada: Limpopo
President: Limpopo
Song of the year: Limpopo
Miss South Africa: Limpopo
Best witchcraft: Limpopo
Biggest church (moria): Limpopo
Biggest 🍆🍆: Limpopo
Ai Guys let's give Limpopo a round of applause👏👏
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Girls with tight pussy 🍑🍑never post about sex.
🤔🤔🤔🤔
It's always these ocean buskets 🥝🥝🥝.😂😂🙆🙆🙆
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"Gase Mo University Mona, Ora Nna Ore Wate Fuuck, Thapelo?"😭🤣🚩
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Di trolley🛒tsa Checkers geore oya nameng di jikela Cabbage'ng.😭
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🦉:Wuu Wuu
🛌: Bathong, it's my kids
🦉:Okay I thought you opened a creche
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"Otla tsamaya Shap,nna ke felela Mo"
Ele perfume yago ,o tswa ka ntlo 🤧🤣
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Dating a woman with a kid is not easy, just a little argument she uploads her kid and caption "My only happiness".💔😿
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Month-end
Standard Bank : 🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️
Nedbank : 🚶♀️🕴
FNB : 🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♀️
Absa : 🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂
CAPITEC:️🧟♂️🧟♀️🧟♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️👫🚶♂️️️👫🚶♂️👫🚶♂️👫🚶♂️👫🚶♂️👫👫👭👬👭👩👧👦👩👧👨👧👬👨👩👧👦👧👧👦👦👩🐸🐍🦕🐬🐌🐬🐌🐢🕊🐢🦕🐲🦑🐜🐝🐞🐸🐮🐎🐛🐜🐝............ Mxm
ai😨🏃😂😂🚮🚮🚮
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In South Africa.... Women realise that the penis is small after a breakup😏😏😏
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If she is hot and Dm you, don't even think you are lucky.... it's Forex papa 🙅
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Witchcraft is when you have 3 kids but you put Beyoncé's kid as a screen saver.💔😭😂😂
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A woman will ride the same taxi as you but in her mind go sokola wena.😔
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December is a very scary time for a broke man with a pretty girlfriend.😂😂😂
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when Sotho guys are about to cum🍆💦 be like👉" halala helang ngwanana"..😂😂🏃🏃
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In a black family when you're sick, the moment you laugh you're no longer sick anymore. Get up and do dishes or something 🙆😂😂
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Just Because o Pakile doesn't Mean gore O Monate🍑🍆
le Ledombolo Le Feta Muffin Mara Le ikela kwa😑👉
😂😂😂
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“Wa bona re feditse? Tlisa skirt seo saka ro reka GTI yeo ya gago gee” 😂💀
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🗣I want to open a studio 🎙 in prison and call it "Criminal Records" 🙆🙈🙌
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Girls be like
"I'm 28 with no kids" . . ayibo carry on
No Degree, no house, no car, no job... ✋
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Eh jo, ke nale 15 minutes ke bogola..
Any way, ba tsere Polo 😕
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I wonder if white people know that you call their Houses "Kitchens"🤔🙄😂😂😂
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Osare O pull'a Out🍆 O bone Ago tshwara soh🫂Arr "Wena O Ntate wa Mbesuma"
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"MMATA TLAYA RE EDITSE BRAAI KE GUYS ONLY JIKI JIKI....."
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇😂😂😂😂🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆
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How sotho guys ask for nudes.. "Hela mmanyeo.. Oko nromelle manyala moo" 😂😂😂😂
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The lighter her skin, the longer she take to reply😒😒
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Motho A Apare Panty E Yellow Ka Legging E White ,Bathong Oya Kae Boiled Egg ?🙄😭
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Camera ya iPhone /Huawei will make you fall for the wrong person😭😭
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The Glow its important🤣🤣 Ehh Gender engwe ya tsofatsa🤣🤣🤣
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I don't blame girls who does not wanna come on top 🍆💦🍑wena oka dumela go itlhabisa ka spikiri😂😂✋💔
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Teacher's favourite line "whether you pass or fail, I still get my salary at the end of the month" 😂😂💔🙆
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When he introduces you as "mme wa ko ntlong" just know that's guy code for, "don't fuck up and talk about other chicks".😩😂😂😂
Sorry majitas😂😂😂
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On this day a Dragon🔥 was Born🎂🎁... the last defence of the moiloa family...He's the last Born of Annah Nosi Moiloa💕😍 the most tallest person in the family😂😂😂 Happy birthday Tshegofatso Luther Moiloa🎁🔥💕
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I saw my EX's new boyfriend buying a box of grandpa and i was like "daarsy"🤣🤣🤣
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Interviewer: any question?
Me: ke bona di Datsun ledi Picanto ko parking😳 La patela mara?🤔
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Only true South Africans will answer this Candle + Paraffin = ?😂😅😃🔥
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High School Memories
When your crush enter your class and your friends starting calling your name😂😂😂
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Before you start dating in MAFIKENG please ask yourself why MAFIKENG has a big Psychiatric Hospital
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Babe: what’s ur plan for Easter 🐣
Me: same as Jesus 😏 disappear on Friday and return on Monday 😂🤣
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