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hey guys it's schlatt. I've been telling each member individually that THEY are the funniest member in the group to systematically ruin the group from the inside. We are destined for ruin
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It was us we crashed youtube ahahaha our power is unstoppable
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It’s come to our attention that the hype from the trailer is dying down and we aren’t growing as fast. Given this, we have decided not to upload any of the videos we’re working on. Goodbye forever.
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Here’s the grand plan:
1. Start new youtube group
2. Do lots of hard drugs
3. Make diss tracks on each other
4. Move to LA, get group house
5. Inevitably separate under mutual terms that no fan has a full grasp on
6. Come back 3 years later in a rush of nostalgia
7. Profit
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the reason everyone in lunch club is moving around the same time is because we are all getting a multimillion dollar estate in montana to live together in. There will be daily vlogs and tiktok dances on our front lawn
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but yeah for my money cooper’s the funniest member of lunch club
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wait what
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hey guys. Ted here, what’s up douchebags? You guys are so dumb (this is ted btw) remember when I did the cram bit hahahahahaja (this is Ted)
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Thanks for 1 MILLION views on the robbing video. We take this as an indication that our behavior was justified and therefore should be repeated.
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it’s schlatt in a wig
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Carson: *rips a massive fart*
Travis: *releases anal fumes*
Cooper: *shits pants (awesome) cool fart follows*
Charlie: *lets loose harmonic wind song in shit minor*
Schlatt: *does business but with his ass*
Ted: *Crams fart out of ass*
Noah: PBBBBLLLTTT
We are fart club
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we don’t even know this kid, he just snuck in the house and started filming shit
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One of the many rooms in the mansion in Montana - Ted just arrived!
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Also stop asking for mason joko and josh to be added! They will never ne added as we are no longer friends with them. If we see them on our Montana property we will call the police
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Josh: THERE IT IS
Carson: THERE’S A BASS PRO SHOP PYRAMID HERE?
Travis: TURN THIS WHIRLY BIRD AROUND
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stop talking shit about goop members
Ted is OUTGOING and a POSITIVE THINKER
Schlatt is a GREAT BUSINESSMAN
Travis has an INCREDIBLY INTERESTING brand of humor
Carson
Slimecicle is FREAKISHLY PUNNY
Hugbox is SMART and HILARIOUS
Cooper is HARD WORKING and REALLY FUNNY
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Thanks for 500k on our YouTube channel welcome to the jungle zone check it out we are running through the jungle zone very low visibility hard to see but we run anyways
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I have broken back into the account, funneling all liquid assets to off shore accounts. See you in Guam. - Ted
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“What’s the current state of Lunch Club?” Bitch We Already Told You We’re In Montana 😂😂😂
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The last thing you see before you listen to the next Lunch Club Podcast this Wednesday
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Thinking about when schlatt and connor played mc together ✨✨✨
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Cooper is a fish. Travis is a dog. Ted is a milk man. Travis is a cute dog and he is baby. Schlatt is a ram.
#justlunchclubthings
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*in an elevator*
Carson: you don’t have shoes?
Schlatt: I have vibes
Carson: We’ll live off vibes then
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*fitz switches radio stations*
carson: did you seriously just switch off the backstreet boys?
travis: the BBS!
carson: that’s not even right
travis: lol
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Travis: why do you hate smells?
Carson: I’m weird, I don’t know.
Travis: but you like candles...
Carson: No, that’s a flavor.
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yeah but for my money, I’d probably say eddy burback is the funniest member of lunch club
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podcast tomorrow a day earlier because it’s a month late can I hear you cheer can I hear the roar of applause please and thank you
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*travis, breaking up plastic soda rings*
travis (muttering under his breath): no more dead turtles
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LOL Charlie just opened up schlatt’s door in a corn costume while he was playing Gardening Mama! Classic. Baby Yuto got a good surprise then!
#justlunchclubthings
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┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
▔▏┗┛▕▔ stan
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fart club
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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travis (downstairs): what are you doing?
cooper (upstairs): computer!
travis: you know who else computer?
cooper: my mom!
travis: ha ha ha
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Travis: choo-choo! That’s what a tunnel sounds like.
Schlatt, under his breath: That’s not true.
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you thought there would be a video today? We SCOFF at you and then LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH next week
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just so you know we are gonna be a gaming brand now and all we will do is say things vaguely related to video games I love mario
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just want to reiterate, the mansion in Montana is REAL and we all live there. Together.
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We are gamers. We take Minecraft to our reality. Minecraft Crafting Recipes in Real Life.
video link:
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hi it's actually dave and I dont have the logos to change the twitter back so send me pictures to use as the pfp
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We now officially have a giant portrait of Big Lion in our living room, right next to where we’ll put the 90,000 dollars Schlatt is in debt for
#justlunchclubthings
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I can’t believe we’re actually going with the name Fart Club...
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When Noah joins Schlatt’s call with Minx to start talking about the triangle shirtwaist factory...
#justlunchclubthings
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For those that don’t know,
@ActuallyHugbox
REALLY stole this picture of Poki’s cat. Like actually. Like she doesn’t have it any more and we do.
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*Carson sticks his feet under cooper’s blanket*
Carson: your entire body will smell like my feet
Noah: the last thing you hear before you die
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Wait a second...
We play games right?
And we’re all dudes?
We can be Gamemen!
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might fuck around and have every goop member’s face revealed
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that awkward moment when cooper skates in front of the camera while ted is trying to make a video about cram...
#justlunchclubthings
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here’s a video of ted schlatt and cooper doing the renegade:
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We needed MONEY to start Lunch Club so we robbed every youtuber!
"We tried to rob youtubers..." OUT NOW
★ YouTube Link:
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Please ignore Travis yelling “Coopie!” in the background of Noah’s next video essay.
#justlunchclubthings
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*Carson and Josh looking at giant spoon*
Carson: where do you even get a spoon that big?
Josh: the super bowl
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We were planning on uploading a big one today but are going to give it one more day so it’s really good for you guys. Keep your eyes peeled tomorrow =)
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