“You wouldn’t LET me have your money, so I made my own” -@papacthulu on behalf of DeFi

Spent a day at Mall of America recieving compliments on my @MetaVixensNFT, shopping for @Chubbies, and admiring the amount of @Disney Lilo&Stich stuff I saw, Stitch making a comeback!!!

Off work and time to kick it with my cats all night 🥹

Me 10 years ago Your turn

The year is 2085 and I’m showing my grandkids the @MetaVixensNFT that made us rich 🔮

Are you really a true degen if you don't own a MetaVixen NFT 🤔? @Randocatss QT and ask a friend 😎

Wrapping up the new year in style with my animated New Years @MetaVixensNFT 😍🎉🎊🪩 I hope everyone has a lovely, fun filled night!

No moral of the story, just blows my mind how poorly I'm treated as an essential educator. Did I mention no benefits? Like at all? Yeah.. That too.

Mind you, these are the ONLY days I'm paid without working. Do I expect to be home sick from work more than 5 days in a year? Yes. Would I like to be able to actually afford vacation? Yes. Most days I'm actually sick, I just have to forgo pay because I have no days off.

But I don't work that much... So let's do some more math. No school for 3 months (all of which I'm unpaid for) brings my earnings down to 6 days/year. No-school days and breaks in the school year, another 30 days without work. 5 days/year. I get less than 5 days off/year.

As a substitute teacher, I get 1 hour of PTO for every 30 hours I work. In other words… If I work every single day (excl. weekends) for a year, even somehow working all the no-school days… I could end the year with… 8 days of paid time off. Great 😞😒

Ho-ho-ho!!! Meeeeeeerry Chrimbus from my only vixen who’s appropriately dressed for the season(kinda🤭)!!! I hope you get all the presents you need!

BUT ALAS-I’ve finally solved all this… I finally, *finally* got myself a hardware wallet. So, Jake and I can hang out without him even BEING ABLE TO stomp me flat on the pavement and lock down these sexy vixens 😌 The end. P.s.- F*ck these scammers who somehow got my email??

ALL THIS TO SAY- Jake has been respectfully holding himself back from hanging out with me again, purely so that he doesn’t have the urge to crumple my physical form up into a lil ball and take my phone, with my vixens on it.

Thankfully, Jake managed to withhold himself that night. Because despite my friend who also happens to be relatively large being there.. He could have pummeled us both. Since then, my collection has only grown, and with it, such temptations…

I think it was then, at that brewery, that jake began to feel a taste, a taste of what it would be like to own… MY VIXENS 😱!

Jake is what I would call a “large individual”, one who very clearly spends a lot of time at the gym(as we know from his spaces appearances). The guy’s swol. You know, real refrigerator-built type guy. Me, I’m not a big guy, let’s leave it at that.

It was soon after I’d joined @MetaVixensNFT community, I think I had a couple in my wallet. Jake and I realized that we live within just 5 miles or so of each other. Soon after, we decided hell, let’s link up for a beer at this brewery we both like... This is where it starts.

I have a theory, and take a seat because this might be a long one. Regarding @JakeBalchNFT, and why we haven’t gotten together since that first time years ago despite living so close together. Let’s start with some quick backstory on that first time meeting at the brewery-

@Isotype13 Bridge 0.4 to Polygon and give yourself a 💎! @MetaVixensNFT

🎁It’s crimbus season🎁