LONDON UNDERGROUND. A tube etiquette anthem. Enjoy. x

"Oh what fun, the clocks have changed!" A family member said. "Do you know what that means?" "An extra hour in bed!" An extra hour's all well and good, If a bed frame you have got. But as it turns out @Heals_Furniture I, Sadly, Do not.

Though “grounding” is quite trendy, And camping? Some just love it, When you have paid three thousand pounds, To rest two foot above it… It’s really not that fun at all. In fact, it’s getting bleak. And no, your “Heals Bot” Just is not To whom I’d like to speak.

@Heals_Furniture I wrote a short poem to express my dismay: Over three months wait For a £3K bed. I have no place To rest my head. “It's been delayed”, Your chat bot said. Perhaps I’ll wait Until I’m dead.

‘Killed here’ Blue plaques can be spotted on the side of some buildings in the UK to signify that a famous person once lived there. And today - 16 September - seven more plaques have been added to homes in Britain. But these ones are different. https://t.co/vN5NlunQZW They are

“A series of seven blue and black plaques have been fixed to properties where women have been murdered by a man, as part of a campaign to highlight “outdated and misogynistic” UK domestic homicide sentencing laws.” https://t.co/Zh66XjWb0Q “Each bespoke plaque includes the woman’s

Found a nice earring in Brockwell Park today - star shaped. Dm me if you've missed it with a little description.

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Disappointing to see. I haven’t read it, but understand that Olive and I do not come out of it well.

More leaked footage shows the tense clash between Liz Truss & Kei-thal Bizzle 🌪🔥 #KeirStarmer #liztruss #gone

When you do a u turn on the 45p and it spells P45

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Word of the day is 'maw-worm' (19th century): one who insists that they have done nothing wrong, despite evidence to the contrary.

@LucyRBaker93 and I are berry proud of this work

Thank you Alan, for restoring my faith in humanity. ♥️

Introducing the brand new app: WAR-DLE! Helping you understand what the news really means... 🗞🤔 @nytimes #wordle

https://t.co/F7EZWvRuj7 Daily reminder not to be pressured into shoehorning NFTs / The Metaverse into every idea you come up with.

Sneak peak of Line of Duty series 7

How do you deliver the perfect pitch? 👌 Join @OttilieCR & our Creative Group today at 5 pm GMT to talk about the art of a pitch. 🎙️@SaraCollinge 🎙️@LucyRBaker93 🎙️@DannyBlahBlah 🎙️@katmcgettigan Book: https://t.co/WzvgsC46v9

Pitch, please.