I’m fairly confident that we can all agree on the fact that I have the two cutest kittys who ever existed, thank you. #Cosmo #Luna 💙🧡

Just watched A Man Called Otto. I balled. Cried so hard, to the point where my face will still be puffy & my eyes half shut when I wake up tomorrow. Why am I like this?! 😭😭😭😭

I know they say “sleep when the baby sleeps” but seriously how am I supposed to sleep when HES SO STINKIN DINKINNN CUTEEEE!?! I literally just sit here and stare at him 🥹🥰😍 (plus he sleeps great at night, so I’m good on sleep anyway)

Also, with that being said.. it is still weird as fuck to say that I am a mom 😆😂🤗

As I sit here on my couch, with my first glass of wine in 10+ months, listening to Travers AND Rowen both snoring away… I have never been so happy. I am just so blissfully, genuinely happy. I love my little family.

I miss him 😔

Oven is on self-clean mode. Robot vacuum is going. Dishwasher is running. And I have a load of laundry in. Why don’t microwaves have self cleaning options?! You’re telling me I have to actually clean something manually MYSELF?! 🤣 #FirstWorldProblems

I bought 3 dresses online totaling $130. None of the dresses I received looked like the pictures. The style, fabric, design, just everything about all 3 were horrible. So I emailed requesting a refund. They emailed me back and said “will a $10 credit be sufficient?” LMAO WTF NO🤣

I vacuumed AND mopped the entire first floor today so I feel pretty accomplished and productive today. So what if it was with my automatic vacuum/mop robot cleaner 😂🤷‍♀️ #StillCounts #IHadToPressTheStartButton

So I received the hospital admission paperwork in the mail months ago, but it says not to fill out or return until 90 days prior to your due date. Well, I can officially submit them! 87 days away! 😆🥰

Agreed 🥰 such a special time for both of us, so glad we get to do it together 😘 #bellybuddies

My boss asked if I’m prepared for this big storm, I said “I sure am! I went to the store to stock up on the essentials.. I got a 30 rack, an 18 pack of tweas & two bottles of wine.” She said “Geez, it’s only snowing one day!” To which I responded “better to be safe than sober!”

Hi, Twitter. I’m baaaaack 🙃

Im catching up on #BIP. I totally understand why everyone’s mad at Brendan & Piper. BUT can we please acknowledge Demi yelling at them for “taking up a spot” when last season she literally brought in her random ass gf from back home to explore their relationship on the island..?

Ya know whats total horseshit? When you’re watching a series on Hulu, a commercial comes on, and when the show comes back its just the credits. First off, I had no idea the episode ended & I wasnt prepared for it to end like that. And I just sat through commercials for no reason.

An adorable little old man came in to my office today because one of his crowns came off. After I sat him, he handed me an envelope and said his crown was in there. When I opened it.. there was a quarter inside.. He yelled “goddamn tooth fairy!!” And I literally died laughing 🤣

There are so many songs that I can not listen to on my own because they remind me of Ed and will spark a full blown mental breakdown. But sitting here with my friends.. our group.. listening to these songs... I am at peace. I feel your presence. I love you so much. 🤟🤟🤟

I’m rewatching Desperate Housewives and it’s totally blowing my mind that Edie’s sons name is Travers. It’s so weird hearing that name on TV 😂

A patient felt a piece of cement, stuck his tongue out & starts spitting. He said “oops guess I shouldnt do that bc of covid.” I said “It has never been ok to obnoxiously spit in the air.” He looks at my boss shocked. My boss says “well..shes not wrong.”🙃 #ThanksForHavingMyBack

Another year older, but definitely not another year wiser. My term paper is due tonight at midnight.... Therefore I’m STARTING it now. Why do I do this EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. #INeverLearnMyLesson🙄🤦‍♀️

giving a HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY on all social media to @LovableLisaaa 🥳