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@LouManoti
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While you was thinking twice, I already rolled the 🎲🎲
Tartaria
Joined May 2009
She was ahead of her time.
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I know the streets of Odessa about to be messed up off this.
Texas-based restaurant chain Twin Peaks files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
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Lmao
People think $20k/month is freedom. After tax: $16,250 $2,400 rent $300 bills $1,100 food $400 social / gifts $2,800 travel $3,200 lottery tickets $2,700 Toyota Corolla payment $3,000 shopping $40 investing Congrats. You saved $150. $20k/month is survival.
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You might want to buy more Starbucks stock, they’ve signed contracts to be in truck stops now.
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Lmao
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Just start Wednesday
Dallas ISD says it is reevaluating their decision to reopen schools tomorrow
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Niggas be losing the light in their eyes when you bring up that woman from the pandemic
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
i hate when a mf say they ain't finna argue w me ong you is
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Gotta replace Chicago with NYC
Chicago, Houston, New Orleans the big 3 of the best food in America in no particular order.
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Niggas have no spine “Should I buy this game? Should I watch this movie? Should I listen to this album?” BE A FUCKIN MAN AND MAKE A DECISION FOR YASELF
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I just wanna know ya, give me your script maybe later baby I’ll call ya.
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I have worn someone else’s Apple Watch so her man ain’t know she wasn’t wearing it and wasn’t w me 😂😂 nothing is more unstoppable than hoeing.
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Most people don’t know how to date. And they don’t care to learn either
what’s your opinion about Dating ?¿
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Lol
Seahawks will never win another SB until 2026
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Kobe Bryant died six years ago today. I always liked him. That was the last gasp of the world as we knew it: pre-pandemic, pre-crypto, pre-zoomer brainrot, pre-drone warfare, pre-AI takeoff. Six years! Time sure does fly by, doesn't it? Make sure you spend the next six well.
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😂😂😭😂😭😂
Just spoke with a 27-year-old single woman in NYC who went on a date last night with a late-40s finance guy. The guy is using ChatGPT on his phone throughout their meal (e.g. asking about the history of their cocktails, and reading the responses out loud to her). Toward the end
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