How many hot dogs can you put back before people start noticing?.

I am not longer praying on your downfall. I will be actively involved.

RT @dbdcodes: How do I tunnel the killer? | #DeadbyDaylight . 🔗 AudienceNearby3195

I was incorrect.

Yeah, I guess you could say this is a pretty good expedition.

Well, I wanted to stream, but my network simply said no thank you, so. .

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) sending a coded message.

Si tu as traduit ça, t’es un·e énorme nerd, mais je t’aime quand même ! Bon, c’est l’heure d’enchaîner avec l’Expédition 33 ! En direct maintenant !.

🚨 GOING LIVE NOW! 🚨.

Hello folks! Its been a while! How have you been? I've been dead! hahahahasavemehahaha!.

I was kicked out of a bottomless brunch for a simple dress code misunderstanding. .

The crushing weight of two manageable tasks!.

Alright folks! Looks like my big boy job is going to get pretty hectic for a bit!. I'll still stream when I can, but I can't commit to specific times and days right meow. Stay tuned!.

RT @TailsGuy92:

Every single day, I wake up tired of this, grandpa. And yet, every single day, it's still too damn bad.

Women fear me. Fish fear me. men turn their eyes away from me as I walk. No beast dare make a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren earth.

When she takes her pants off and I turn on Youtube, because I cant eat without it.

RT @KingSavageAxe: Found the hardest Hammer edit known to man

Friends with benefits, but the benefit is just having a friend ˙ᵕ˙.

Youre killing Tempered Arkveld because you need the mats. I'm killing Twmpered Arkveld to spite Nata. We are not the same.