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🦆The Duck Lord of the Sith 🦆 Join the Duckside. You will never find a more wretched hive of satire and parody. Don't be cautious. Hit that FOLLOW button.

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🚨New YouTube video!🚨 LIKE, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE! Link in next post below 👇🏾
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Awww, tucks. Uh, I mean shucks.
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This is why they fail.
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How does he keep getting work?
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Seth Rogen will be writing and producing the Sony rated R animated Venom project Via CanWeGetToast
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@KennethRWebster Problem Solved.
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@nypost USA Boxing:
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It's entirely possible Kathleen Kennedy has turned Lucasfilm into a joke...
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Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy Says “It’s Entirely Possible” For Phoebe Waller-Bridge To Take Over Indiana Jones Franchise
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@BoundingComics Princess Leia, Padme Amidala, Mara Jade, Asajj Ventress, Jaina Solo, Cara Dune, Darth Talon, Mon Mothma. Rosario Dawson:
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Rosario Dawson Claims People Like Ahsoka Tano, Hera Syndulla, And Sabine Wren “Because They Had Been So Prominent Female Representation In A Space That We Don’t Get To Really See Women Like That”
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@BoundingComics Pregnant women being shown as: Sports athletes Police officers in Chicago Oil rig workers Infantry Soldiers Explosive disposal expert Could also be shown as a "step forward" for female empowerment. But the actual real world percentage of women applying for those jobs...
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The Patriarchy...
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Who do you think will be the main villain in the new Rey Skywalker movie? ⭐️
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This is bullshit. We eat twice the amount of bacon.
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1) Men don't require women to put themselves in pain for us. 2) Women dress up to impress other women.
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Women are really strong, men will never understand the pain we go through everyday😭.
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Your terms are acceptable.
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You can enjoy something AND it not be good. Pretending isn't necessary. Enjoy what you enjoy.
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The Sequels are good and I'm tired of pretending they're not.
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@TheDenofNerds Henry Cavill as Lex Luthor is the move. He can use his actual disdain of seeing someone else play the role of Superman as his motivation.
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@YellowFlashGuy @WOLF_W1990 Indiana Jones and the search for affirmation
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She'll fix it...
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No problem. Now, if they could do the same...
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"F*** off and let people be!” 👏
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Disney would not approve.
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Welcome to McMidi-chlorians! Two all Bantha patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. #ReyMovie
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Content creators waiting for The Acolyte like:
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@GeeksGamersCom @THR Translation: "You don't watch this movie you're a racist." Getting that narrative started this soon means this movie is DOA and they know it.
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Just had a thought here... The Sequel Trilogy isn't really quotable. There are so many great lines from the first 6 movies, but I'm hard pressed to really remember any memorable lines (besides, "THEY FLY NOW!?) from the Sequel Trilogy. Maybe it's my brain's defense mechanism,
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@RAZ0RFIST Too soon?
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This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of the Galactic Starcruiser, and will soon see the end of the Kathleen Kennedy.
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Disney Shuts Down Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser Hotel In Another Piece Of Mounting Evidence That Disney Has Destroyed The Star Wars Brand
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You were supposed to destroy the Mouse, not join them!!
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@dom_lucre Jabbo says he's quitting in new statement:
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John Leguizamo Says He Refuses To Watch 'The Super Mario Bros. Movie' Because They Did Not Cast Any Latin Actors: "I Was Groundbreaking And Then They Stopped The Groundbreaking"
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What’s your favourite scene from The Last Jedi?
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What’s your favourite scene from The Last Jedi
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R.I.P. Carl Weathers... 😓
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@TheBugleDaily1 When did I know the MCU was done for? When the credits rolled for Endgame...
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Quentin Tarantino, with Samuel L Jackson starring.
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Jyn-Rye Jones 🌙 Long Live The Rebellion
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If you had a choice for a Star Wars project, who would you choose to direct it?
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Who is your favorite inquisitor?
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Who is your favourite inquisitor?
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I downloaded the wrong movie... Or did i?
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On the Road again 🎶 He glued and got stuck On the Road again 🎶 He has no life, so he does stupid shit, my friend 🎶 And he just got stuck On the Road again 🎶
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@Jbanklestankle1 @ClownWorld_ Why did I hear that in Morgan Freeman's voice?
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The statement, "Star Wars fans are sexist because they don't like women." ignores the fact that women have been a part of Star Wars from the very beginning, And no one can point towards any hatred.
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Worthiness. I'd rather be passed up for something because someone better than me earned it, than to be given something I don't deserve because of the color of my... feathers.
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Just 1 thing… LOL
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People are threatening to leave the platform when Elon Musk reinstates Jabba the Hutt. What do you have to say to them?
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A travesty of justice! It's not like anyone was in the theater with me...
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Happy Sith Patrick's Day, everyone! 🍀
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In an effort to make women feel more safe, I'm rebranding this account as BEAR VADER #ChooseTheBear
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@il0venostalgia Clint can act. John Wayne just plays John Wayne.
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Can we get Ryan Gosling to play Black Panther and make that about changing "Narratives?"
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‘Black Panther’ Actor Winston Duke Wants To Play Batman In ‘The Brave And The Bold’, Makes It About Changing “Narratives”
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I am Zen 3PO, social justice relations. I am fluent in over 6 million forms of woke.
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Zendaya at the DUNE PART TWO premiere looks insane.
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Actors liking the butt-sex has no barring on whether a show or movie is good or not. And when they LEAD with how they get down in the bedroom, rest assured the show or movie will probably suck harder than they do.
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Ncuti Gatwa is the first openly queer Black actor to take on the role of the core Doctor. “I feel like anyone that has a problem with someone who’s not a straight white man playing this character, you’re not really, truly a fan of the show," he says.
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Can't wait to see the new Rey movie! Heard it might be a musical 🎶 😍
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Thank goodness, I was worried. 😷
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Tell me you don't see it. 🐧 🐧 🐧
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Meet Rachel Crandall-Crocker -Trans Day of Visibility founder
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Some asshole declared today, of all days, the Sith-Gender Day of Visibility...
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@ThatUmbrella "Ewww toilets. I need a mattress."
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Yeah, I zoomed in. So what?!? Just wanted to make sure.
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Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney at the world premiere of "Madame Web". #MadameWeb
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On a Scale of 1 To 10 How Do You Rate THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?
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What could have been...
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Looking good after all these years. 🤝🎬
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What’s the single-worst decision that’s ever been made in the course of human history?
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I would have made a ton of promises to my mom that I had no intention of keeping to get those toys as a kid.
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Bruh the Optimus Prime and Megatron toys interact????????????
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The brand is tarnished. Star Wars "worse and woker than ever!" Indy 5 will "under perform." Mandalorian is losing viewers. Willow bombed. Lucasfilm Sued for ‘Egregious’ Firing. Star Wars toys aren't selling. Galactic Starcruiser failed. Luke Skywalker is gay with pronouns now.
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Star Wars Declared “Worse And Woker Than Ever” After Confirmation Of Intimacy Coordinator Hired For ‘The Acolyte’
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When that pig at the end of the bar keeps giving you the 'F-me' eyes...
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To anyone poo pooing the idea of Liam Neeson starring in The Naked Gun reboot, Just be glad they didn't cast a diverse, gay, disabled woman in the role. Thank GOD we got Liam.
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‘THE NAKED GUN’ reboot, starring Liam Neeson, will release on July 15, 2025 in theaters. Directed by Akiva Schaffer & produced by Seth MacFarlane.
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Just say no!
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Once...?
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@BoundingComics Probably would have saved time to just take Eric out of the movie completely. Kiss the girl? Nope, get consent. Do something heroic? Nope, taking away a woman's agency is toxic.
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Don't become a victim of emotional damage.
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Madame Web #MadameWeb
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Does anyone else ever experience having a Post all ready to go, all you have to do is hit the button but decide NAH, I can't send this? Or is it just me?
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That reminds me... I need to clean my aquarium 🐟 🐠
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"Looks like a man" #Ripley
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If Alien came out today, these morons would complain that Sigourney Weaver “looks like a man”
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Promote this mom to Admiral, now!
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@1000waystod1e @Nature1sScary And later that night...
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And what's the first thing Disney does with the Indy franchise...
@gospel_tha
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Interesting words from George Lucas.
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Just another grifter.
@benonwine
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Describe Greta Thunberg in 3 words. 👇
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Somehow, Palpatine followed me...
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@VitoComedy Where did she steal it from? Did she come to his home and take it from him? Or Did he bring it to school where it was distraction and didn't need to be there, thus it was confiscated? Words matter. Context of the situation matter.
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After defeating Palpatine, life did not turn out as planned. Trying to pay the bills, raise a child and a former Stormtrooper sitting on the couch drinking all day. Rey Skywalker's life is in disarray. #ReyMovie
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Harrison Ford, legendary actor... My heart: "OH GOD, NOOOO! 😭" and captain of the Millennium Falcon. Age 81... My heart: "Oh, thank God 😮‍💨"
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Harrison Ford, legendary actor and captain of the Millennium Falcon. Age 81.
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I make excuses so my own relatives won't visit.
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It's scary how poor her choice in men have been.
@SarahLarchmont
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Weak men fear strong women. ✅
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Buck Rogers...?
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Ncuti Gatwa will be unemployed in five years...
@Variety
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Russell T Davies on #DoctorWho star Ncuti Gatwa: “I can sit here utterly certain that in five years’ time he’ll be leading a movie franchise and security will be holding me back as I go, ‘He promised me a ticket!’”
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@SWCozyCoffee 3rd option...?
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@jedimastermalc Luke, master of the Force kick. Nothing beats Force kick.
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Washed-up actress joins washed-up MARVEL...
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I will soon have a new apprentice. One far younger and more powerful.
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@UltraDane @Bdaddyvader Well that just plain sucks...
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Happy Birthday to the man, the myth, the living legend, Mr. James Earl Jones! #JamesEarlJones
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A bear. I have detailed instructions.
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@eatinerni
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What is the largest animal you believe you could beat in a fair, one on one fight?
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Just scrolling, n' scrolling, n' scrolling.... until WTF!?!
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No means no, bitch!
@RyanPatrick1991
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WTF is happening? The world needs Jesus.
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@TheBugleDaily1 Exclusively on the lunchBOX ONE
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@RuinTheManbaby Bye-bye 👋🏾
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