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@Loocstaa
Locsta
1 year
”This market is actually insane”
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@TheFergusonWay
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1 year
65m for Guehi isn't enough? 😭😭😭😭. This market is actually insane and somehow we are the ones who got the heat for Yoro? Take a break.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
11 minutes
Im crying their total team value is Sam Johnstone.
@NorwegianSpursy
Martin Bjerke🇳🇴
39 minutes
@LukaCPFC_ Bro, we still have a couple of players who were with us in the 3rd tier 5 years back. Our total team value is 13 million😭.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
2 hours
Ranko the cock? Is that his name? What the fuck? Fuck this competition #CPFC.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
3 hours
Draw the hardest possible playoff opponent.Meltdown on the TL.Win appeal.Forest lose playoff.Win UEL.Win UCL. Happy days. #CPFC.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
3 hours
🙂‍↕️.
@Onesto_analyst
Thomas Tarantino
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Eberechi Eze ranked 5th for direct offensive contributions (shots and keypasses) per 100 touches among AttMid/wingers in the Premier League last season. #AFC
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
5 hours
Anything but 7 please #CPFC.
@FootRankings
Football Rankings
7 hours
🚨 GROUPINGS are released for the CONFERENCE LEAGUE Play-offs draws!. ⏰ Draw will be made at 14:00 CET!. 💥 Seeded clubs will be drawn against unseeded clubs within the same group.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
18 hours
Shits crazy but dont fret, we’ll be back in the UEL next year 🙂‍↕️ #CPFC.
@MKTIRB
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Palace got kicked out of the Europa League because one guy used to own shares. …But you have the PIF bankrolling; Newcastle, Chelsea, and now Liverpool. On top of this, until very recently, the same PIF had “top ref” Michael Oliver bankrolled as a consultant. Football STINKS.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
1 day
These guys are so out of touch with reality its insane.
@TheLfcKop
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2 days
Leao €65m.Baleba €50m.Guehi €35m. Spend that €150m we have saved for Isak on them, and we win the lot. Send Elliott & Ngumoha on loans. Elliott with a loan & option to buy, but Rio just a straight up loan to a midtable club.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
2 days
Tell the Arsenal hierarchy I want what they’re smoking.
@TalkingHighbury
Talking Highbury
3 days
The Arsenal hierarchy believe a £55M offer would be enough to secure the signing of Eberechi Eze from Crystal Palace. (@JacobsBen)
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
2 days
100% has to be Esse. Other may be Jemide tbh.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
2 days
Who do we think that is then? #CPFC
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
2 days
As a RCB… I could lowkey see it.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
2 days
FM goat, havent watched him a lot though. Isnt he fairly defensive? #CPFC.
@Santi_J_FM
Santi Aouna
2 days
🚨EXCL: 🔴⚪️ 🔵🔴 🇪🇸🇫🇷 #PL|. ❗️Double deal between Girona and Crystal Palace!. 💰 Arnau Martínez could leave Girona to join Palace. Fee: €10M including bonuses. 🆚️ Odsonne Édouard goes the other way for a flat €6M fee. 🔐 Deal almost agreed between both clubs
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
2 days
How can you be against getting rid of Edouard man ffs.
@Palace_Sean
Sean 🦅
2 days
@PalaceReport @Santi_J_FM Getting rid of our own only other fit striker and swapping him for a defender….
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
3 days
Even Carl has started complaining about our business, and about Parish. Makes you think why some people on here treat him like god. #CPFC.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
3 days
We will never push on under Parish. Dont even bother. Enjoy the fluke FA-cup win and the last season of Glasner, its all downhill from here. #CPFC.
@JSB93x
JB
3 days
Sosa injured? Eddie injured?. The season has not started officially, and we are now worse off than last year. Playing potentially 60+ games, it is simple:. WE NEED TO STRENGTHEN OUR SQUAD!. #cpfc.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
3 days
Im seeing Edouard prop on the TL, please fkuck off. #CPFC.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
3 days
Worst take since the dawn of time.
@PapaPincus
MATT 🅿️
3 days
All promoted teams stay up. West Ham, Everton & Brentford go down.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
3 days
refuse to believe he’s allowed to call himself a footballer.
@cpfcmxtt
matt (PARISH OUT)
3 days
watching mitchell
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
3 days
Bro he’s so shit wtf.
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@Loocstaa
Locsta
3 days
Having Ebs and Mitchell on the same side is so funny, Ebs beats 2 men and lobs it over the 3rd and then Mitchell dribbles the ball over the touchline.
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