can’t wait for AI to take over all jobs so we can all be united in unemployment. 🤎

Exams over! 🎊🎉

please someone put this nigga away somewhere it’s getting hard telling people that you listen to Kanye 😭

When you have hiccups what do you do?

ISRAEL IS BOMBING DISPLACEMENT TENTS IN GAZA. On Wednesday 16 April, Israel bombed displacement tents in Khan Younis, killing 15 people-including children-in a targeted strike. Just hours later, in the middle of the night, Israel launched another attack on a displacement camp in

RAHHH I FINALLY REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD 🎊🎊🎊

call me the hawk, way i’m always tryna get tuah bag

hawk utah, state on that thang

Why do furries always chose the same couple animals to be like oh you're a dog or a fox or some shit whatever big deal if I was a furry I'd be a fucking African bush elephant and I'd kick all of your little housepet asses

but when i tweet this it only gets 5 likes

stock tuah invest on that thing

@BurgerLund @zoingalorb @spawninglocust Your crime is harassment and trespassing, you were caught breaking into your favourite F1 drivers car, and later found hiding inside their bathtub on the same day. You received a restraining order and are now banned from all F1 related events.

@BurgerLund @zoingalorb You leaked FBI documents proving goblins exist, but it was taken down FAST and now they’re looking for you. You hid for 30 years but eventually got caught, and sentenced to life, everyone you know calls you crazy for believing in goblins, but you know the truth…

@BurgerLund You were initially on trial for punting an infant across a playground and tax evasion, but during the case the prosecution pulls up photos of old tweets, exposed to the whole court room. The judge pardons you, in his words “ that alone is enough punishment.”

@FardPoop21 The school of fish peer pressures you into drowning a tiny seahorse you to death, but you fish-brained idiots forgot Sea-horses don’t drown, so you were found guilty of attempted fish slaughter. You only spoke 3 times in court, saying, in verbatim “Blub Blub Blub”

@lemonsobased You caused a car accident, which almost killed you as a heavy steel railing snapped and flew right past your head, unfortunately hitting your friend behind you. Charged for reckless driving and manslaughter, sentenced to 25 years of listening to Justin Bieber.