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We all didn't play D1 ~ Smithtown/@Plattsburgh_lax alum, Husband, Dad, Coach, Official #Deadhead

Webster, NY via Smithtown, NY
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Ken Stockmann
7 years
The worst kind of DIII guy is, “I play at (insert DIII school) but I transferred from (insert DI school).” guy.
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Ken Stockmann
7 days
Mike Kafka looks like he rolled up to the game in a lowered civic with one door a different color. Half a dozen black ice air fresheners on the rearview but the car still stinks like weed and some sort of fruity vape and his Instagram handle on a sticker across the back window.
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Ken Stockmann
2 months
Was sent the new NYS shot clock rules for next season. Why can’t we just adopt the college rule? Why are we over thinking it?
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Ken Stockmann
2 months
Hey @Giants I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.
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3 months
That look that a hockey parent gives another hockey parent when one of their kids sticks break……………….
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5 months
Placid week
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Ken Stockmann
6 months
I got talked into a 5k this morn by my fam while drinking on a boat yesterday. I bailed on it this morn and I’m sure I’ll take some heat but it’s really on them. They should know that if I was drunk enough to say yes I was definitely going to be way too hungover to actually do it
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Ken Stockmann
6 months
Broke my neighbors window with a lacrosse ball the other day. Yes I’m a grown man. Yes it was still nerve wreaking to ring that bell and tell them.
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Ken Stockmann
8 months
I was supposed to ref a game tonight. Got cancelled due to tornado warnings. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Kids are getting soft these days. ❄️
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Ken Stockmann
8 months
Yes it was a modified game. By fans going crazy I mean one dad said, “whoa!” and another said, “holy shit did you see that?” Was still pretty sweet though.
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Ken Stockmann
8 months
Was reffing a game this afternoon. Goal is scored. I’m about 15 yards up from goalie. He tosses me the ball. It’s behind me. I no look catch it behind my back. Jog up to the faceoff dot like nbd. Fans went nuts.
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Ken Stockmann
8 months
Got my first mow of the season in today and started curating a ska playlist. Good Friday indeed.
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Ken Stockmann
9 months
Huge statement win for York. Showed a lot of grit coming back from 4 down. Dominated the second half and hung 20 on a good Stevenson team.
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Ken Stockmann
9 months
The Easter candy breakdown on the Stevenson v York broadcast is spot on.
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Ken Stockmann
9 months
Looking for the Joey Spallina haters.
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Ken Stockmann
9 months
Yikes.
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Ken Stockmann
9 months
Social media is unbearable on April fools day. You’re not funny. Yes I’m talking to you.
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Ken Stockmann
9 months
UVA dives more than the Mighty Ducks when Gordon Bombay took over the team.
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@TuftsLacrosse
Tufts Lacrosse
9 months
We’re free Sunday if you want to settle it on the field 👀
@HarvardMLax
Harvard Men's Lacrosse
9 months
BOSTON BELONGS TO THE HARVARD CRIMSON! #HLX1881 // #UndefeatedExperience
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@CNULacrosse
CNU Men's Lacrosse
9 months
Refs have a tough job! Despite this feeling like a goal in real time, it looks like they got this right and all Captains will accept that. There’s no game without our officials and we appreciate you even when it hurts! Great game 🤝
@LacrosseNetwork
TLN 🥍
9 months
CONTROVERSY: Tufts (No. 1) beats CNU (No. 5) in overtime!? 🚨🧐 After @CNULacrosse *appeared* to score a goal in OT, @TuftsLacrosse took the ball back the other way to score a goal of their own... The CNU no-goal was challenged and UPHELD by the officials. Tufts won, 17-16, to
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Ken Stockmann
9 months
Definitely looked like CNU scored. Just saying.
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