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@Longbeardsson
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The IMMORTAL Thor • Son of Odin • Lover of all things good in the world • Based off of Marvel Rivals & Norse Mythology • Thorki shippers DNI
Asgard
Joined September 2025
He does not know that I am secretly a seven foot tall Asgardian male.
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SHE HAS NO TAILCOAT THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WIN!!!!
‼️NEW EMMA FROST "BLACK QUEEN OF THE MARAUDERS" REVEALED
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how it feels copying the wrong person as loki and trying to make use with them
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Happy Valentine’s Day my subjects! I have taken it upon myself to celebrate this lovely holiday by consuming a very large amount of broccoli Alfredo pasta from Olive Garden instead of seeking out a lover! Very delicious! Though, one’s tummy sort of hurts..
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Every singular Gambit in my games is being tenderly held in my arms whether they like it or NOT!!! If they refuse, the Lord of Asgard is not providing any peels of any KIND!!!
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Decided to take a break from the Lokis to draw some other goobers 🫶 (3/?) @empathshrimpy / @human_firefly / @KingOf_TheSea / @NotSoPunyBanner
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Luring Namor into riding the wedding car parade with me in hopes of strangling him in the backseat with a wire.
‼️ NEW EVENT: LOVE ON PARADE On February 14th, come celebrate Valentine's Day with the newlywed Gambit and Rogue in Times Square at the wedding car parade, and earn some free Units in the process. #MarvelRivals
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Do not laugh do not laugh..
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Ah, so many loving couples in this glorious image, I wish them all nothing but happiness!! Except for Loki Laufeyson. I do not understand why he is there when he should be ADVISING MY KINGDOM INSTEAD OF MINGLING!!!!
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// As the King of Asgard, Thor tries to be very stone-faced, especially in the presence of his civilians. He wants to be viewed as a strong leader others can depend on. The last time he cried was probably when his sons died in battle, nobody saw him for almost a year.
⤷ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ's ϙᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs... ✦ˎˊ˗ when is the last time your muse cried? are they prone to crying or someone who suppresses it as much as they can bear?
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Dear Gods, this is possibly one of the most gravest crimes an individual could commit; ALLOWING CRAIG MAZIN BACK INTO THE WRITING ROOM!!!! I fear he may contemplate invading Asgard next…TO THE LIST HE GOES!!!!
Baldur’s Gate 3 is set for its own TV series on HBO! It will be a continuation of the story from the Baldur's Gate 3 game and will be helmed by The Last of Us co-creator Craig Mazin. https://t.co/Uzs3lGN5wX
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// A classic answer would probably be the herb/flower yarrow, as it has always represented Thor in Norse lore. However, I think he would much prefer peonies. Not only are they much more colorful, but they remind him of own version of Frigga as well.
⤷ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ's ϙᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs... ✦ˎˊ˗ is there a plant/flower that reminds you of your muse? if not, is there any your muse is particularly fond of? i'm curious to see it!
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I made the mistake of sitting in seat number two, right beside my ADOPTIVE (🙄) brother. But the moment I let my guard down every single one of his variants on the plane turned around and shanked me half to death.
(( loki variant 8 hour airplane flight!!!! time to pick your poison :3 )) (( lokis included in this are tagged below in order, and the cute lil chibis are made by @ratatooties_!! the rest i just used account pfps for nod nod ))
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JUST BECAUSE I FUMBLED STORM THAT ONE TIME DOES NOT MEAN IT IS VALID TO BLOCK ME DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!!!!! THIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UNFAIR!!!!!!!
Happy Black History Month to my glorious subjects! To be a proper ally, I have decided to block Thor.
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It seems as though I am going to have to station a handful of guards around the royal chandelier once more…
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