Table Sloth
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I drink the White Monster. Backup: @Backup_Sloth https://t.co/PC3sWO1FeS
23. MDNI
Joined December 2024
Okay, so new strat. No phone in bed, pretty people will no longer be able to keep me eyes peeled //Pinning so I feel bad if I look at my profile
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA CANT HANDLE MEEEEE Hwhehwhheha, I realise what might have set it off. But wtv keep the peace
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At least I'll be playing a Belf male paladin as soon as pre patch hits😔
don't care didn't ask plus you play a male human paladin
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I was just following orders
Yeah, definitely all 1.7-2.4 million people on the death star were definitely evil. Just like all of the people in the Rebellion were 100% righteous.
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Nom nom nom Pre fried chicken nugget
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I'm touching myself so bad rn. There's stubble on my jaw, and I hate it but I don't actually want to go over and trim it down again
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Some of these I understand, but I'm going down on all fours for that last fucking bult. I'm not paying top dollar when I only need one, and it's underneath the kitchen sink
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I'm so glad you're more likely to inherit your mother's hair than your father's
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The only thing binding you to this mortal realm is your clothes. Take them off!!!! 😛😛😛😛😛
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alright if he’s in everyone’s dms, let’s make some kind of schedule
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I was fuming during the whole run due to adds almost killing me every pull, but I hung on till about the last boss where I blew because he was talking smack. I got kicked and no last boss was done :/ I saw enough red my brain stopped functioning
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In hindsight reading what I wrote. It feels like I'm doing some innuendo. But alas I'm chronically online and was playing wow, with a tank that didn't tank. The tank began complaining about my healing, I told him to use defstance. He began talking shit I threw back, got kicked
It's only playing softcore that I realize, I was very spoiled with the tanks I had. My tank is actively playing against me in this game.
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Nooooo BRO, HOLD IT IN Don't say "MOMMY" the first time you meet her!
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It's only playing softcore that I realize, I was very spoiled with the tanks I had. My tank is actively playing against me in this game.
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Went down the hill on bare ass, touching my ass to make sure no tear 😔
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It's only at the top you realize you started your crunch wrap at the bottom😔
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Oozing hatred rn, two exams blown and I was sure of the one on Thursday as well. FUUUUUUCK
I literally only stared at a previous exam, then fell asleep on the couch
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Dw about me guys, I'm affluent enough to be criticized in media
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