I always feel bad when I get an influx of new followers, especially those in infosec. It's like "Hi! I post my makeup, and um...baking. Funny stuff I see. And sometimes my lockpick teaching adventures. Uh, yeah. That's it." Professional Disappointment! Welcome!

So Proven Industries believes there's no public benefit to showing how to pick locks. The Girl Scouts disagrees. Girl Scouts are smarter than Proven Industries. https://t.co/zAB9U131b4

My job, Battle House Plano, got nominated for Best in Entertainment!! Vote, maybe? Share definitely. Managing this place and these awesome people is one of the best things that could have happened to me. https://t.co/wJKQuaArPo

To my friends who are queer, trans, nonbinary, or feel like you don’t belong in hacker spaces: The Dallas hacker community loves you and you are welcome here, as you are, and for who you are. Bigotry has no place here.

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Bayside is a cult. Never stop singing along! 🖤🎶 🎥: @jenn_curtis4 #newmusic #punk #emo #bayside

Two more hours and I'm 37! If you want to contribute to my delinquency, feel free to send me a little something something. Even if you don't, I just want to say I love y'all and I'm so grateful to get to spend another year being a degenerate with all of you!!

Still laughing about this, ten minutes later. https://t.co/tTS3K7tjXR

Come out to the @PlanoBalloon and stop by the #BattleHousePlano booth to spin our prize wheel! Shout out "Get your battle on!" and get a free upgrade! Find us in the vendor area, between Golden Chick and Dippin Dots (oh no, I'm gonna eat EVERYTHING!)

Wisdom from your long lost lockpicker friend (ok it's Markiplier but I clipped it) https://t.co/bafKjzvpzm

My very dear friend lost her stepdaughter to a horrible accident last Monday. Please, if you can help them in any way, I would appreciate it. This is unbearable and money worries at a time like this is just unthinkable. https://t.co/iea7itc8ku

Honestly, at this point, I just want everything on the site. @CovInstruments I'll be your best spokesperson. I just wanna have all the Cool Stuff when I run my LPVs! https://t.co/8cvizR30Ih

Spring break hours at Battle House Laser Combat in Plano! Students get a FREE weapon upgrade during Spring Break! Book online, sign a waiver, and come see me! 2300 #400 Coit Rd, Plano

My employer, Battle House Laser Combat in Plano, is partnered with @lovepacsplano to help families in need. Wanna help? Bring donations to 2300 Coit Rd, #400, Plano (& play a round of badass laser tag while you're there), or bring items to @Dallas_Hackers next month. Thank y'all!

Howdy y’all, tomorrow at @Dallas_Hackers I’ll be setting up a book swap in the Career Room! Please bring any books/educational materials of any level/hacking/security topic! Any books not claimed can be saved for the next meetup or donated to students 🔥

Jameson has been kept from me behind a two drink minimum paywall This is blasphemy

Support my amazing habit?

Best. Response. Ever. https://t.co/1MELSHuwgM

Our new single “How To Ruin Everything (Patience)” feat. @spencerink of @iceninekills is OUT NOW! Excited for you guys to hear it, it’s a fucking wild song! https://t.co/afS6QXhEqb

Cheesy as fuck, but God am I glad they were there for my lil emo heart. It's not just a phase! @AnthonyRaneri @JackBayside @chris_bayside @nickbayside @BaysideBand

Years later, both my sons would pick Bayside as their first concert. I have tons of other stories about how the members and the songs changed my life, but honestly, none can beat the stories of how one album saved a lonely teen mom and gave her hope.