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@LocalSingle69

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Sunfo = Info about the Sun
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At this point I'm just glad to be STD free
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The world dislikes what I've become. I've never liked the world
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Remember when you thought it was over, and then it was just the beginning?
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I'm not the man you want but I'm the man who needs you
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Jesus wept.
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You might be called to go higher than your surroundings.
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Boxing is literally chess in motion
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And that's just what I love about being me is: "*fuck you !"
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I could have been someone
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Pussy don't matter. Only God's plan for my life (which includes some FAT PUSS).
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When you finally accept yourself for who you are, the CIA will too
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I'm tired of being Spider-Man I want to be a stepdad.
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Bro, do you even cry in your car ?
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Please stop hurting me universe.
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Never let your praying knees get lazy.
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It's actually really possible to love someone who is killing you.
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Euphoria made me beat up my dog.
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I wanna know about someone's darkness before I know anything else.
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Used to be married, I’m better now 🥰
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I'm just young rich and tasteless
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Hurting is beautiful.
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you will never get enough hugs to not die
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Whatever you believe, you might be wrong.
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Tell me how it really is.
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Love is what does the heavy lifting.
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You killed me when I was already dead
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It's like my dog can't understand what I'm trying to tell him. Like he doesn't know English or something
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Sorry someone was mean to me on the internet and I have to take a few days off work to recover
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I have been moved in my heart not to extinguish the Ope in me. I fully accept my fate in the Ope now 😌
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What if I didn't wake up?
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What would happen if I really pushed you to know me ?
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My dog doesn't even care that I'm asian. He trusts me. Despite how much I think about eating him
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Jordan Peterson changed my life. I'm a far angrier and more confrontational person. And that makes me very happy
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I am no longer amazed
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I'm not afraid of death I'm more afraid of being mediocre.
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Your dad ever go up to you nude and say: this is the dick that made you , ?
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I make a myself a champion with each breath.
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I will decide if I’m gonna have a good day, thanks!
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give me food and I'll follow you home
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maybe i was the warmth i had been looking for the entire time
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Because my father is tendentious on the subject of interracial relationships, he will not acknowledge my black boyfriend.
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Dude you ought to ask your parents if you can get these. I'm at the store right now
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I'm not the best at kissing, but I do kiss
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Everything is catching up to me...
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Why would you try and hurt me? I'm somebody's son.
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I love tall woman.
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Scissors are only dangerous with a running start
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How do you turn off the heart
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You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
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Tim Robinson's comedic flow will reverberate in my head into perpetuity.
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I gave you my firm ballsack years
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Love is the energy of possibility.
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Sometimes winning is merely living to see another day.
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Them: "Balenciaga's" Me: ...The ones that look like socks??
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Almost no one is worth it. Almost
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It's so hard to do anything without love. Omg why
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Some day I wanna wear his thorny crown 👑🩸💔 ✝️ 👼🏻 ☀️ 🙏
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Sorry to break it to you, but without love, you are nothing.
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Be careful about loving somebody right. Because they'll come to expect a lot out of you
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"Dreams make good stories, but everything important happens when we’re awake."
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When we live we leave history behind
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How do you start to feel clean again ?
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Please I'm begging life not to send people, to hurt my heart anymore than this
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What % can you put on it. Our love ?
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Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.
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Our culture doesn't make us feel safe to be humble.
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Smartphones didn't make the world worse, it just made the bad faster.
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Won't a war over water just make all of us more thirsty?
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Focus on the light. It's all you can do
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Young men today don't remember how to make a woman feel special
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Life is no F***ING accident ! 💯
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Don't follow I don't tend to venture anywhere good
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I can change my tail light, but not my attitude. Weird.
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Sorry, but you can't fall in love with anybody who won't let you become close to them
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Pulling up but not pulling out
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Inside this sick head there is a boy I need to take care of.
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Love is quite literally an oblivion.
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You get tired of yourself. It just happens. No shame
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Wanna show me you love me? Don't be enamored and flatter me. Just stick around. I'll notice that. Because no one ever does.
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i like mousy chicks who want to hurt my feelings
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"This is how you treat me after everything I've done for you?"
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Become one worthy of your trials.
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Making new friends is like trading one set of losers for another
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Admit it. Mashed potatoes is always the star of the show
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Nothing I do is little
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Don't forget. Porn is not real
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Don't assume you can be good with such ease. You must be so dark to be so bright.
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Nobody likes it when ass is ripped. It's much classier for us to be perforated along the edge
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Grief is a constant state of devastating realizations.
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I don't live alone I have a fish
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Just got tested. Came back positive for cooties. I don't have health insurance. Worried about my future
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Not a word was said, yet those are still fighting words
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What if our exes aren't actually toxic? We just don't know how many problems a normal person can have until we become close to one.
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Laughter is a break from the realization that life is chaos. It's agreement with the logic of our collective insanity.
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I'll get tired of your face. Don't worry about it
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How about you get out of your own way?
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It's not your job to cringe for others. They need to learn how to build that cringe muscle for themself.
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No cheese, extra opinion
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How can you say I took from you, what was never yours to begin with
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