losleeper
@LoSleeper
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Joined March 2012
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Watching people return this dropped hat at the parade today was unreasonably thrilling
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Working title of my memoirs- Hosed: A Life of Perpetual Disaster and Misfortune.
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“The bruises go away, and so does how you hate, and so does the feeling that everything you receive from life is something you have earned.".
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Two things in my life have made me work muscles I didn't know I had. 1) rock climbing 2) toddlers.
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Trying to decide if it is creepy/weird to follow other people's #DiscoverWeekly playlists on @Spotify.
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My week in review: *Montage of me fumbling things and almost dropping them but making glorious saves before they hit the ground*.
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I hide my @goodreads progress from social media because I'm embarrassed by how freely I award 5 stars to everything I read. 😳❤️📚.
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When you get hit on by the older fella who came over to collect your blood & urine for a life insurance screening.
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Gets symbolic tattoo just south of melanoma excision scar- 1 month later: scheduled for another excision. Weeee 😑🔪🚫🌞
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Have eaten (much) butter straight out of the dish at a restaurant on more than one occasion. this month. #notashamed.
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Online dating tagline: I will probably emasculate you (on purpose).
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NM-bound from RI. Flight 1: This airplane smells like french fries and armpits.
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How I actually eat cereal.
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