SILLY WILLY
@LlFESMADNESS
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first degree murder, impersonation, defamation, vehicular manslaughter, tax evasion, possession of too much swag, slander, espionage, careless use of a firearm,
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Joined March 2026
Murderer? He's never murdered anybody!
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[trying to calm you down] There are people out to get you, yes. That is indisputable. You are absolutely correct about that. Without a doubt there are people, many people, moving against you at this very moment. Yes. [goes back to playing on my computer]
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Wilford followed along, positively beaming ear to ear. Although, buried beneath the relief in his chest, lied the corpse of an emotion he just couldnβt place. Grief, maybe? But thatβd just be silly - it wasnβt right to grieve someone who wasnβt dead. βTea would be (+)
βYou are a tricky man to find, Will. Always have been ... but I suppose none of that matters, now.β A shake of his head, there's so much they could talk about... he motions the other to follow and makes his way down the stairs. βCan I interest you in some tea, perhaps.α£β
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βIβm sure your little reptile would do JUST fine! Youβre just doubting them - you doubter!β β¦shooting the wall two more times for good measure.
βYouβre not hearing me! VENUS isnβt even able to hold onto things!β cackling to herself now, an arm wrapped around her stomach in an attempt to calm the laughter. βHeβs a hologram! Iβm not giving him a holographic gun!β
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He sniffs his employees everyday....if he doesn't like your smell, he fires you on the spot π±
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βHave you consideredβ¦ HIRING someone to solve this for you? I know a guy.β (βοΈπ )
Leaning as far away from Wilford as possible, TRYING not to show fear- incase he smells fear- βUhm... Yes.α£β
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βAnd I, you. Too busy for a phone call, are you? Well- I suppose Iβve had to change my number a few timesβ¦ You know how it is!β β¦actually, he probably didnβt. but Wilford didnβt care β too happy to be seeing his friend. @FRACTUREDM1ND
Well, the hug caught him a little off guard β earning a soft laugh as he returned the embrace. βAh.. I do apologise for my absence, Will.β A gentler smile, βIt's been busy, but, I'm alright. I've missed you..β @LlFESMADNESS
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an undisclosed variety. Wilβs, at least, was some kind of martini - very pink. @FRACTUREDM1ND
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βThis is one of my favorites - oh! If you listen closely, that detective - whatever his name was - is KILLING it on the dance floor! Perhaps literally.β a faceless individual wearing a mask that looked suspiciously like Wilfordβs face brought over a couple drinks of (+)
Oh, joy. Well, if he didn't stand out anywhere else β he certainly stood out here. At least it had their own way to .. manipulate reality. A way to avoid gathering too much attention.. Still, the entity trailed close to Wilford β keeping an eye on him, on their surroundings. +
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<β very close now. dude is not listening. βYou have a little wormhole problem?β
βWh-uhhββ Backing up.α βStay- um- back up-β
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clapping his hands onto the othersβ shoulders and pulling him into a tight hug. βThere YOU are! You scamp, just how long have you been hiding from me, hm? Iβve looked everywhere for you!β pulling away and grinning. βMe? Iβm just swell! And how about yourself, friend?β
The man turned, a smile taking his features upon the sight of his dear friend. βWilliam, there you are.β The mayor's eyes softened, hands resting upon his cane. βHow are you, friend.α£β @LlFESMADNESS
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βGood! Now, come along - donβt drag your feet!β leading Dark along - it was so convenient that reality seemed to just, bend to his will (get it? will? ok). Wilford led the other along into what looked to be a club ripped straight from the 80s. @FRACTUREDM1ND
It couldn't help but flinch at the contact β but restrained the urge to snap at his ... friend. That wasn't something he wanted to do, no. Instead, he sighed, and forced endurance. Though it did decide to sit ... it's narrow gaze drifting over to meet Wilford's own, before --
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