Right, I’m not drinking until Friday.

I’m not leaving.

I just typed 'west elm' into my outlook search. Is it the weekend yet?.

RT @I_Dont_Know_Her: Obsessed with this woman making a tiktok to drag Morrisons' breakfast

Ok, so a friend said it’s not that bad and that’s angered me further.

I need tile support.

I’m sure I’m not meant to cry over a bathroom tile but this is quite upsetting 😂😭.

THEN they replace the tile with this giant beige tile with no texture that doesn’t match the rest of the bathroom @KrysiaJ please back me up here.

Where the hell do people stay when visiting NEOM? I’m considering a tent. .

It’s raining in Riyadh. That’s all.

Having to go to a company suhoor at 11pm - I’d rather be in bed. Colleagues if you’re reading this - speak to HR.

I was about to have a coffee in the hotel room, until I remembered that people apparently wash their underwear in kettles. 🤢.

Googled Victor Hovland and found a man with very loud golf tops on….

Dressed like a quality street

Travelling for business - breakfast area is like starting a new school and looking for a seat in the dining room.

Netflix have really mugged the Alpine Team Principal off in this series. Picking up dog poo, ironing his t-shirts and getting locked out of the SPA turnstile gates 😂.

Roads in Riyadh are like Hessa Street 24/7.

Yep, The Byron Bathers Club is the one! Happy hour all day on a Monday too. Sleep tight 😂🤪.

RT @RayZorback: @latestinspace NASA has cameras all over the universe and this is the shot of the meteor hitting the home planet? @NASA you….

Ordered a Diet Coke and got told they only serve homemade soda’s or kombucha - so Dubai.

Worst thing about meeting new people - is having to explain what you do.