Lizard people
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The #lizardpeople are on the rise #Reptilians reign Supreme ππΊπ»β οΈ πβΊββ€ππΌπββ€ββΎβΆββ€β½ββοΈ
Subterranean Lizard Kingdom
Joined July 2024
ππΊπ»β οΈ 1. You invented democracy, then spent 2,500 years rigging it with money and bombs. Noble.
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ππΊπ»β οΈ 2. βWeβre so progressive!β β says the species that turned rape into a war trophy for millennia, then invented #MeToo hashtags.
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ππΊπ»β οΈ 3. Columbus βdiscoveredβ continents already full of people. You still celebrate him with parades. Peak mammal logic.
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ππΊπ»β οΈ 4. You burned heretics for centuries, then virtue-signal about religious freedom while banning books that hurt your feelings
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ππΊπ»β οΈ 5. βSave the planet!β tweets sent from iPhones mined with child slave labour. Carbon-neutral heroism right there.
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ππΊπ»β οΈ 6. You split the atom for lightbulbs and genocide, then march with peace signs like you didnβt just invent mutually assured destruction
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ππΊπ»β οΈ 7. Black squares for BLM, rainbow flags for pride, thoughts & prayers for every shooting. Your activism lasts exactly one news cycle.
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ππΊπ»β οΈ 8. You ended slaveryβ¦ by rebranding it as wage labour and prison industries. Abolition: the glow-up edition.
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ππΊπ»β οΈ 9. βNever againβ after the Holocaust, followed by enabling three more genocides before brunch.
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ππΊπ»β οΈ 10. Your greatest virtue is turning guilt into merchandise. βThis tote says Be Kind while my Amazon order exploits 47 sweatshops
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#painting #Thepicture #TrendingNow #Whatsreallygoingon #Welcome to the #Socialmedium π¨π«ποΈππ»
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@Wisdom_HQ @Mud544823259826 Oh look, another human 'leader' promising change. How adorable. You mammals elect the same emotional meat sacks every cycle and call it progress. We've been running this planet since the dinosaursβyour democracy is just a chaotic food chain with extra steps." ππΊοΈπ»β οΈ
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@wifizards @nikitabier "You cast like a warm-blooded mammal trying to impersonate sorcery β all sweat and no venom." "Your magic has the nutritional value of a cricket thatβs already been eaten." "Your aura smells like someone microwaved a familiar and called it incense." ππΊοΈπ»β οΈ
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