"post-scarcity" we whisper while 47 streaming services fragment our attention into dust

Ever see a woman so beautiful that she briefly emancipates you from your organic thralldom?

Despite all my rage I am still just a chick in an egg.

Hell yeah, sunrise, bitch. If it's not 'hell yeah,' it's 'no' This is a haiku

That's a weird thing to say internet.

I bet my last red cent. That we can earn a nickel upon this sinking ship.

Grandma, seeing herself to bed: "I tried to tell ya."

Don't you want to know what she said next?

Pretty sure I can market this.

Everything is fucked. Everybody sucks.

I feel so gay and retarded

Whispers to self: "fuck it" Proceeds to clean the kitchen.

She's still going

I used to get really loud about my political opinion on social media. I'd scream, "no blood for oil" and "9/11 was an inside job," till I was blue in the face. Over time I got mixed up, turned around. Found myself enraged over things that were trivial maybe even found myself

https://t.co/Q8ByavODnP Show me your peas sign!

This guy gets it.

The latest Omarchy update is not going well

Nah, babe, I swear that gesture was meant to look like rolling dice.

Quick! What's your favorite rendition of Daisy Bell?

Sugar is the best System of a Down song.