all of your replies are cracking me up during a really shitty and so far sleepless night because of my sick kid. Thank you. Twitter is a blast sometimes. (Pastry murders aside.)
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Me: I love pastry
Person on Twitter: I see that you like pastry and that’s fine but also I wondered if you ever knew that pastry was responsible for a murder in 1977 when someone set a sausage roll on fire which caused a fatality so you’re basically condoning murder here’s a link
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So many hilarious replies, honestly, my cheeks are aching with all the extreme pastry opposing, opinions and puns! I’ve missed so many of you, my twitter keeps freezing, but thanks for being a part of the most ridiculous & unexpectedly funny twitter thread. Twitter ain’t so bad.
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@LisforLia
Whew! All the pastry comments had me laughing. I hope your son is feeling better. It’s hard being a mom when you have a sick kid
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Sorry your kid is unwell. Hope they get well soon. Thanks for the pastry thread. It's brilliant
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This thread is the best thing on twitter today! Thank you so much for this, i needed that (and pastry). Lots of love to your and your little one! Stay safe!
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@LisforLia
Sorry to hear that your child is sick and that you're going through a tough time & sleepless nights. Hope they'll get better very soon, sending healing prayers & a virtual hug 🤗 p.s: awesome thread! :)
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Everyone here has captured the entirety of Twitter in a single thread which is also about pastry and my wife was a professional pastry chef for ten years so THERE.
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